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[Nat Geo] Chimps Trade Meat for Sex -- And It Works

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  1. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost Member
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    I have also noticed a significant correlation between girls I share my monkey meat with and girls I have sex with.


    Chimps Trade Meat for Sex -- And It Works

    Nick Wadhams in Nairobi, Kenya
    for National Geographic News
    April 7, 2009

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/04/090407-chimps-meat-sex.html

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    The time-honored tradition of the dinner date may be just one more example of evolution at work.

    Wild male chimps that share meat with females double their chances of having sex with those females, a new study says. The findings support a long-held hypothesis that food sharing improves male chimpanzees' chances of mating...
     
    #1 DonnyMost, Apr 4, 2010
  2. R0ckets03

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    Take a chick to Fogo de Chao and you are guaranteed to get laid?
     
    #2 R0ckets03, Apr 4, 2010
  3. Ramathorn006

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    LOL funny
     
    #3 Ramathorn006, Apr 4, 2010
  4. Angkor Wat

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    More proof that we evolved from monkeys. Guys gives girls money (meat) for sex all the time.
     
    #4 Angkor Wat, Apr 4, 2010
  5. RedRedemption

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    Yeah, I give her my man mean every night... ;)
     
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    They can't resist the sausage
     
    #6 SuperBeeKay, Apr 4, 2010
  7. Invisible Fan

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    Sounds like vegetarians have to work hard at that romance bull****.
     
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  8. ScriboErgoSum

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    You had me at bacon...

    Or for the vegetarians: you had me at extra firm tofu...
     
    #8 ScriboErgoSum, Apr 4, 2010
  9. ScolaIsBallin

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    They like the pork the best ;)
     
    #9 ScolaIsBallin, Apr 4, 2010
  10. Carl Herrera

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    Fixed.
     
    #10 Carl Herrera, Apr 4, 2010
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  12. Shroopy2

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    Quiere mi chorizo
     
    #12 Shroopy2, Apr 4, 2010
  13. rocketsjudoka

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    A lot of vegetarian girls can get freaky. Just bring them some organic regional fruit and that will do the trick.
     
    #13 rocketsjudoka, Apr 4, 2010
  14. Mr. Brightside

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    What can I get for a churro from Sam's Food Court?
     
    #14 Mr. Brightside, Apr 4, 2010
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    some tossed salad.
     
    #15 Luckyazn, Apr 4, 2010
  16. LCII

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    So feed a woman and she'll shower you with affection and love?

    Sounds like a pet!
     
    #16 LCII, Apr 4, 2010
  17. Hmm

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    sez ur mum.
     
    #17 Hmm, Apr 5, 2010
  18. percicles

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    Tiger Woods has loaded up on fried chicken and collard greens for the masters
     
    #18 percicles, Apr 5, 2010
  19. rocketsjudoka

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    Careful there..
     
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  20. DonnyMost

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    No kidding.

    If you're gonna be racist, at least be clever/original...
     
    #20 DonnyMost, Apr 5, 2010
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