[rquoter]EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said. The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said. John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan. "You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said. Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident. Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon. "When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said. It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/armed_and_naked[/rquoter] what's up with the police? there is nothing wrong with hanging out naked in a tree and choking your chicken with a 6-inch ice pick stuck in your *ss. i mean, where else was he supposed to put it? man, give the guy a break.
You know, I'm totally against it, but I'll at least say I can understand the necessity for keistering. When you're turning out to chow and you need to shank some fool that disrespected you at rec, it really helps conceal the contraband needed to execute the task. But when you're jacking off in a tree by the bus stop, just hide the damn thing in some bushes.
I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for naked masturbation in a public area with six inches of metal up your ass.. ..but why do it on a tree stump? It's not exactly very comfortable
There are other ways, man. Try lying on your side whil... ummm... I mean, yeah, that's gotta be uncomfortable.
