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My worst fear is Jalen Green turning into J.R. Smith 2.0

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by HardenVolumeOne, Oct 1, 2021.

  1. conquistador#11

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    Did you guys know that there is no A/C in most of the prisons in Texas?
    Georgia and The Carolinas are the only states that provide AC in the South..
    That would be my biggest fear.
     
  2. ArtV

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    Jalen's tats are way too nice to be prison tats. For reference, here is a sample of prison tat work
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  3. TEXNIFICENT

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    JR Smith & Jalen Green are 2 different guys. Very Different
     
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    I love that he has F.U.N. tattooed on his chin. Probably stands for something I don't want to know. I can think of the F U part.


    I don't condone Jalen getting any of his other tattoos. But "Fun" is what we're all about. Right Raf? Right?!?
     
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    LOL - 1/2 those tats are so poorly done that they are unreadable unless you invade his space to stare at his face.

    F U N by the mouth though in prison? that can't be good...
     
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    I hadn’t noticed any of his tattoos. Personally I think tats are hideous. I question the meal I order for lunch, no way I could permanently mark my body. But to each their own.

    now face tats… I’m judging the f out of you…
     
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    Agreed on all counts. I don't mind tats at all (not in the face), but I've never trusted myself to get something that permanent. Hence also why I've never been married or had kids.
     
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    Agree with you guys. If I got a tatt, it'd be of my kids' names. But nowhere near my face. Some tatts are hideous, some are cool. I just am too indecisive for them.


    Although I keep telling myself that tatt sleeves make my heavily freckles arms not look so bad....


    Anecdotally, to show how weird I am....


    Before we had kids, I always told my wife that I was going to get one tattoo. She asked what and I told her I'd get my social security number tattooed on the inside of my crack.

    Told her if someone's close enough to read it, they deserve to know it. And also, if they ever call her to identify my body after some horrible thing happened to me, she would have the option of just telling them where to look...


    ...I always thought that'd be a hilarious joke to pull from the grave....



    Anyways, back to your regularly scheduled program...
     
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    jesus, these are awful.
     
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    Why do you care about another man's tattoos?
     
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    Cleverly disguised.... Jalen Green is too urban thread.
     
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    There's only two things I'm afraid of, and one is nuclear war.
     
  13. cheke64

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    Are you a drug dealer?
     
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    What's funny is JR Smith comes from a rich family and is actually a scratch golfer. His persona is all fake
     
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    Looks like that drug addict from SNL hit another rock bottom this time
     
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    Nice! Oh, man, that's a great way to be. For me, it's asteroid oblivion. Like, hey, what should we do to—BOOM. Very scary.
     
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    I said that because those are two things JR Smith was caught up in, referring to the "fear" of him becoming the "next JR". I literally said, "As long as he doesn't do the things JR Smith did, he won't turn into JR Smith"

    As for tattoos, I think they look like **** in general. Not a man (or woman) alive who became more attractive after getting them.
     
  18. bobrek

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    My worst fear is that I am buried alive in a coffin. I have a flashlight. I shine the light at my feet and see a disembodied head with huge teeth advancing towards me and the light goes out.

    - Emo Phillips
     
  19. dachuda86

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    OK Zoomer. Read a book.

    : p

    Love your Chase Budinger reference there in your name btw....
     
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  20. dachuda86

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    tatted up anything means a lack of maturity....
     

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