My stomach wont stop making weird noises

Are your nipples hard? Or are you hungry?

 

Did you recently consume dairy?

 

Eat a few Mentos and shotgun a diet coke. That'll settle things down.

 

Probably just something you ate...


of course, if you did just eat, may not want to look at this potential diagnosis.

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awww man... beat me by less than a minute.

 

Congrats! How many weeks along are you?

 

you probably had water with your meal

 

Take a dump.

 

Gas and lots of it

 

Maybe you should stop holding in your farts.. thats dangerous.. you might implode!!

 

or worst case scenario....he sharted in class L:grin:L

 

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First of all, how long has it been like this? Did you do or eat anything that's out of your ordinary choice of foods in the past day or so? What about stress?

It is almost impossible for anybody to tell you what's going on if you ask on a msg board. I would first get some anti-acids, especially ones that have simethacone [main ingredient of Gas-X]. Take that for a day or so and see how you feel. If this problem is consistent, you may want to go see a physician.

 

"I don't know why my stomach be makin' that noise!"
"'Cuz you hungry, b*tch! "

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