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My son is also named Bort....

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by cagey veteran, May 8, 2003.

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  1. cagey veteran

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    They just played my favorite Simpsons episode earlier today where they go on vacation to Itchy and Scratchyland, and the Itchy and Scratchy robots go berserk and attack everybody. I love that one.
     
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    "We also have your older, balder, fatter son."
     
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    That's my favorite episode ever.

    "It must be wonderful to ring in the new year over and over and over."
    "Please, kill me."

    "Oh, I see. All right, hmm...I'll have the Baby Guts."
    "Lady, you disgust me. "
    "Mom, that's veal!"
     
  4. Tonaaayyyy

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    "Mom give me that!"
    "No Bort, come along"

    "Uhh, are you talking to me?'
    "No, my son is also name Bort" :eek:



    "We are out of Bort, licensed plate, i repeat, Bort licensed plate."


    :D :D
     
  5. moestavern19

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    Helicopter Pilot -

    "Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong.... uh thats possibly go wrong.. hmmm... thats the first thing thats ever gone wrong."
     
  6. Jeff

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    "Hey mouse...say cheese."
     
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    now let us never speak of it again
     
  8. LeGrouper

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    Someone just told me "my son is also named Bort" and I had no idea what it meant. So I googled it, and low and behold, what came up but my favorite BBS, the one and only Clutchfans.net. What a masterpiece of a BBS.

    I'm so proud to be a member of this board.
     
  9. mrpaige

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    My wife is pregnant again, so I put together a list of possible names for the new baby the other night.

    I included "Bort", but she didn't get the reference.

    And now if she does a Google search, she might well end up in this thread.
     
  10. Apollo Creed

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    It also contains my favorite Simpsons quote ever, I think:

    "Yeah, looks like"

    It sends me into laughing fits every time.
     
  11. SwoLy-D

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    "Everybody's a sinner... except for THIS GUY." :D

    LeGrouper, I did the same thing... and CF.net came up FIRST. :eek: Notice this is a 5-year-old thread!
     
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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xkjPunR6_6o&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xkjPunR6_6o&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
  13. Franchise3

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    My sister and I use the word "possib-lie" pretty regularly.
     
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    Crazy isn't it? I love how you tested this out, and added to my credibility. I actually work in the SEM SEO business so I understand how Google works. They give prominence to quality sites. Nice move on Google's part.
     
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    Anyone been to the Simpsons ride at Universal Studios Hollywood? Being in line was actually kinda fun cuz they have alot of plasma screens playing classic simpsons clips
     
  16. Franchise3

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    I'm going next week. My sister has a couple of free tickets. :cool:
     
  17. Jugdish

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    When you get to hell, tell 'em Itchy sentcha!
     
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    "Remember kids...we're in the ITCHY lot."

    "We have another jumper at the TGI McNewYears!"
     
  19. Nice Rollin

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    oh man...one of my fav. quotes of all time

    "see all that stuff in there homer? thats why your robot didnt work"
     
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    Remember the first few seasons where all the characters were drawn as lame as possiblel and Homer would say "Hey barrrrrrrrrrrrrt". With about 80 r's. Instead of "hey Bart" in a normal voice?

    Amusing.
     

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