Now that the Rockets are a playoff team, there need to be some changes around here to make sure that doesn't last long. First, we should trade I second leading scorer Cuttino Mobley for important stuff. Then, we should slide Francis over to shooting gaurd where he can really utilize his greatest strength: defense. Especially defending players who have a significant size advantage over him. Actually, we should trade Francis. He takes WAY too many shots, which takes away from Yao Ming's development. Cato is starting to play well, so we should bench him. The best plan for the Rockets is to trade all the existing players on the team, except for Ming. That way, he will be happy that his team is losing, and not upset at not playing 30 minutes a night.
Im pretty sure that post is a joke not bad. Unfourtunely there are people actually believe some of that.