It was the worst one ever. Should have stayed home. To start it off, two friends and I split a litre of Tito's Handmade Vodka - which if you have never had it, is great stuff. That part was good. I love that Vodka, it is my drink from now on. Then we went to Baker Street where I found out today that my credit card was run twice for the exact same purchase which I have to get cleared up. It wouldn't be so bad except it was a sixty dollar purchase. Then while me and my two friends were in there people kept telling me my costume sucked - I was a smurf in a car wreck. I was painted all blue and I had fake cuts and metal pieces sticking out of the head. The Halloween store was running out of stuff when I got there... Anyway then we went to the Bronx Bar and I went up to the bar to get a drink and these two guys were drinking up at the bar and wouldn't let me get by to order a drink. Finally I try to squeeze in and one of them shoves me backwards. I just shrugged it off and went back up to the bar kind of grinning like maybe it was a joke. Then the guy goes "next time ask me if you want to get by and don't try to push your way in" and I said "Yes your highness" and then he said "what did you say?" and I said "Yes overlord master of rice village, I am sorry for my insolence" and then he punched me, as I turned, and it caught the side of my head. At this point, my two friends jump in. I don't think these idiots knew I had any friends there because my friends are 6'6'' and 6'3'' and around 300 pounds each. I am a much more easy to pick on 5'9'' 170. So after my friends get ahold of these guys all the bouncers break it up and they throw us out because we looked like we must have started it because my friends could have eaten these two for lunch. I was the only one who got punched and I didn't get to retaliate. I could have but I didn't want to be the idiot who starts punching people when his friends are already scaring them ****less. Next we go over to Little Woodrows where we are enjoying a game of Golden Tee sipping some Miller Lights when this dude comes out of the pisser really wasted and starts talking to us. He is really drunk. He is in a frat and his friends are at a table on the porch. At first he seems cool. Then his frat brother comes over and asks him if everything is alright and I tell him "yeah of course it is" and he says "I wasn't asking you little ****" which made one of my friends ask him "were you asking me little ****?" and he started trying to talk his way out of it with Big Eric. Then the guy who originally came out of the pisser and started talking to us friendly then started to tell me to leave his friend alone, who I hadn't said a word to. Then he starts getting in my face and he is so drunk he is stumbling into me and bumping heads with me. So finally I push him off, not to hard at all, and his frat brothers all want to get into it. Again we get kicked out, no real fight just alot of talking as we leave and they get to stay. Then on the way home Big Eric gets pulled over in his Denali and gets a DWI. Me and Chris had to call a cab to go from Gessner to Tomball at 3:00 AM where I had to sleep in Eric's back yard because that was where I was going to stay that night. At least I was better off than poor Eric. Anyway, I hope ya'll had a better time. I got a shiner now for work too. I'll have to go with the old tripped and hit a door knob story again.
sorry to hear it. sounded exciting though. spent time giving candy to trick or treaters calling me "sir"... even the older ones. damnit... i'm just 24. a lot of fighting there, grouper. it's funny how people's mentalities change after drinking. i'm a dumbass after half a gibson. shortly thereafter, i'm ready to go to bed. luckily i've never been around mean drunks before. note to self... avoid little woodrows and bronx bar.
I usually have a very peaceful time at Rice Village. I think people really didn't like my costume. I wasn't even that drunk. I never threw a punch, but I took like five. I don't even remember some of them from bouncers and stuff. I am just glad all my pretty teeth are still there I need to find a nice girl and settle down....
Positivity and Benevolence . Sounds like you could stand to avoid that frat hangout scene. There are some really abysmal people out there. Why not hit some cool places instead ? Loser scene = loser trouble. Here's a few alternatives: Warren's, La Carafe, Brewery Tap, Rudyard's, Lola's, The Roll-In. Just a start. Even in the village area, you could go to Kay's. Those spots you hit are just trouble centers. Good luck with the DWI for your friend. Hope he gets a good lawyer.
I was at a block party ridiculing little kids who were trying to throw a nerf football through a tire. I told my little brothers what to do and they ended up getting about 30 lbs of candy.
I am always looking for chill places. Thanks for the suggestions, since there are so many, what is the best. I need to find one place I like to go. I left out the fact that we started at the Volcanoe. That was nice and chill, we had a good time there. You see I forgot the one relaxed place we went.
Sounds like a bad story now/good story later. Also, there is no such thing as getting into two fights in the same night with two different groups where y'all weren't to blame. I'm sure you didn't realize it because of the drinking, but I'd bet money your statements were made in a much cockier way than the way you posted them. Either way, blow it off, and be calmer next time.
Are you saying that there was a nerf contest for candy? Or did you just tell you little brothers about that one old lady in 514 Matby who hands out 30 lbs. of candy for cunnilingus?
You know I was thinking about that and trying to figure that out. I think what it was was that because I knew I was with my two old Rugby buddies I knew we weren't going to lose a fight, so I just didn't avoid the classic warning signs of trouble and instead just kept doing my thing regardless. I should have avoided the first thing by just going to a different area of the bar and I should have avoided the second by just telling the drunk guy that he was really cool and that he friend is cool and they are the best and now go back to your table. That is what I would have done if I was sober and with a girlfriend or something. I didn't start the fights, but my fight prevention mechanism was turned off.
No I told them to walk into Stop and Go with a huge ass bag of candy, go to the candy aisle and shove a crap-load into the bag and walk out. There's no way to prove it
Yeah.... except for all the price tags! Don't deny the fact that you prostitued your little brothers' tongues for candy!
Sorry to hear that. Glad to see you pick well when selecting traveling companions. My Aragorn costume went over well. My kids thought it was the coolest and every one of the kids at the door went......hey look, it's the guy from LOTR!
Did you hit the Reinaissance in that outfit? I loved it when I went last weekend. I should have gone again this past weekend. Turkey legs and the king's ale for all!
