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My Friend talked to James Harden in LA *Interesting*

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by mockster, Jul 21, 2013.

  1. bootsdaddy

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    Fake Gods? Dont exactly know what you are talking about. To be honest I wouldn't be totally comfortable with it. OP may be a kid..who knows? May not have ever happened...
     
  2. Carl Herrera

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    It is racist to gorillas.
     
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    Because Jeremy being a cheapo is used to stay in a corner by himself and watch when he goes out with Harden in gentleman clubs.
     
  4. MOHRocketeer

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    The Asian joke is stupid considering in China it is customary for one person, the host, to pay for the meal, "my treat." They rotate. So Lin not buying everyone breakfast is not an "Asian" thing to do or a "Chinese" thing to do.
     
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    As a spokesperson for the Gorilla community, i can confirm this.
     
  6. topfive

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    I met James Harden at In-n-Out Burger on Sunset today. When I told him I had no girlfriend to introduce him to, he gave me $500 and told me to find a nice hooker. I swear on Rafer Alston's teardrop in the lane that this is true.
     
  7. <3myrockets

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    james looking out for his city
     
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    maybe he gave Lin a credit card.
     
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    3 days ago I was in a LA Fitness playing pick up ball when suddenly James Freakin' Harden strolls in. While I was playing in the game that was going on, I hear James call out, "I got my next!" My team ended up losing, and what the hell do you know, he picks me up.

    We were playing 4 on 4 going to 15. The game was actually getting pretty intense with the score at 13-13. Anyway, I set a pick for harden and roll back to the 3 point line. Harden drives in but he's doubled, so he throws a sick no look one handed pass to me and I sink the 3 for us to win.

    After the game I ask him for an autograph but instead he gives me something better. He gets a water bottle and squeezes the sweat juice out of his magnifent beard into it and hands it to me. He says, "here, you now possess the DNA of a star, use it wisely."

    Yupp, I hold a bottle of James Harden's beard sweat. True story.
     
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    By that definition, you'd be racist if you thought black people had darker skin than white people.
     
  11. bootsdaddy

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    Define darker...
     
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    dark
    /därk/
    Adjective
    With little or no light.
    Noun
    The absence of light in a place: "Carolyn was sitting in the dark".
    Synonyms
    adjective. gloomy - black - somber - obscure - sombre - murky - dim
    noun. darkness - obscurity - gloom - murk - mirk - night
     
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    Made me spit out my drink hahahah
     
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    What were you drinking?
     

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