hello my name is bigboystronkestman2311. today i had the first FIGHT of my illustrious life. beat his butt good too i might add. heres teh deal big boys and young men. i was walking down the lingerie section at target when this brute of a man tried to start trouble with me. He literally ran into my shoulder! i mean how rude this pig. I was already having a bad day(was bullied at the park by my pet dog and his friends). anyway, this ******* didnt even say a simple "excuse me" or "im sorry, im just a little bit of an animal". basically, there was nothing i could do so i SLAPPED HIM. right on the ass where my god dang hand belongs. i made him cry i think i couldnt really remember much after that i think i bit him on the thumb as he punched me. yeah those target nerds had to throw me out but that wasnt **** son. that aint nothing. rite?
I was once in Fiesta and this lady farted and stunk up the whole isle. Then I took off like a ninja. What a gangster, I was. rite?
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?p=6316208#post6316208 seriously man, again, i mean the pregnant dogface one was kinda funny, this one's just stupid. Actually i take it back, both were r****ded, why is he not banner
Follow right through their faces planting a jack o lantern on the very peak of their armpits. That'll spin them twice and **** them right into a widow's bowl of nutts soothing it nonetheless with a little organic syrup. Brave dolphin indeed, rush pike, rush pike.
