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My first bad joke of 2003

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  1. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    I'm known within my cirlce of friends for coming up with bad jokes. Now I will try and share one with y'all. This is my first one for 2003. Please don't hate me. And yeah, it's pretty predictable.


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    Q: What did Boba Fett gett Jango for Father's Day?
    A: Some "ca-lone"
     
    #1 MR. MEOWGI, Jan 3, 2003
  2. drapg

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    who are Boba Fett and Jango?
     
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  3. A-Train

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    Maybe he means "Jenga"

    [​IMG]
     
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  4. RIET

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    Someone's toe is in that picture. Is that a corpse?
     
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  5. AroundTheWorld

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    1) That is a bad joke.
    2) Surprising that you still have a circle of friends if your jokes are that bad ;).
     
    #5 AroundTheWorld, Jan 3, 2003
  6. Another Brother

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    Now THAT was funny!
     
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  7. MR. MEOWGI

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    O.K. My grammar bad in the original post question, let me try and fix it:


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    Q: What did Boba Fett give Jango Fett for Father's Day?
    A: Some "ca-lone"
     
    #7 MR. MEOWGI, Jan 3, 2003
  8. Two Sandwiches

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    I still dont get it.:confused: :confused: :confused:
     
    #8 Two Sandwiches, Jan 3, 2003
  9. EddieGriffin

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    I still have no freakin' clue what you're getting at.
     
    #9 EddieGriffin, Jan 3, 2003
  10. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Far as I can tell the joke compares the similar (?) sound of cologne (like a fru-fru perfume for girlie men), and "clone," as in "Attack of the Clones." But I haven't seen the movie, so I don't know why Jango Reinhart would want some clone, or even cologne for that matter.
     
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  11. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    My bad. It's Django when referring to the famous jazz guitarist. Oh well.
    [​IMG]
     
    #11 B-Bob, Jan 3, 2003
  12. Two Sandwiches

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    I dont know who Boba and Jengo Fett are. Should I?
     
    #12 Two Sandwiches, Jan 3, 2003
  13. A-Train

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    I've still never heard of 36 Crazyfists
     
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  14. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I think they are robots or some crap from Star Wars. I think they are gay robot lovers.
     
    #14 B-Bob, Jan 3, 2003
  15. Two Sandwiches

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    OK, I'll CHange my sig.
     
    #15 Two Sandwiches, Jan 3, 2003
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    Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mountains when they suddenly hear tom toms beating very close to them. "Oh! That doesn't sound good," one says to the other. As soon as the words were spoken, an Indian jumps out from behind a tree and said, "**** you, our regular drummer is out sick."
     
    #16 Buck Turgidson, Jan 3, 2003
  17. EddieGriffin

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    OK, I looked it up. It's a Star Wars Attack of the Clones reference.

    Jango was the guy the cloned to make the clone army and Boba was the unaltered clone he kept as a son.

    No wonder I didn't get it. I never saw the movie.
     
    #17 EddieGriffin, Jan 3, 2003
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    ditto.
     
    #18 drapg, Jan 3, 2003
  19. B-Bob

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    I hope that's because you've been working on your shot night and day, Eddie.
     
    #19 B-Bob, Jan 3, 2003
  20. Two Sandwiches

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    Same here
     
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