OK, BTW, great meeting all of y'all. I had a blast at the BBQ/game. As I stated, I joined the BBQ at about .05, and continued to deteriorate from there. After the game I met some friends and we went up to Uropa. I was there until 2:00 and then decided it would be a good idea to find some complete strangers and hook up with them (around 5 guys/5 girls.) We go back to their apt complex, and have a few more drinks, and someone suggests we all go down to the hot tub. (I also get a lot of "who the hell is this guy!!) OK, so we are in the hot tub, about 6 of us and one of the girls go "clothes off!, and EVERYONE gets buck naked! I'm completely loaded, and decide rather than lay my boxer's next to the hot tub, I'll go ahead and hurl them into the pool. Again, at the time, no biggie. Next thing we know A POLICE OFFICER is at the hot tub!!! Everyone sheepishly grabs their suits and put them on. I, for obvious reason, cannot! I can't even begin to explain how embarassing that was. Afterwards, we go back to the apt. and I am politely told to go the hell home. One of the guys tells me he will take me back to my car. We go back to Uropa, and I have this guy snake around the place for 20 minutes! He finally has had enough, so I tell him to go ahead and take me to a friends house that is about 5 minutes from there. We get to my friends house, and LO AND BEHOLD!!! there is my truck! I didn't tell him that. Just thanked him for the ride, and passed the F out! Ah alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems! Seriously, I had a great time with Y'all! We need to do it again!!! (Now, where's my beer!)
Oh yeah, and I also have a cut on the bridge of my nose that I couldn't explain if my life depended on it.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll be the only one posting in this thread, but I'm off to Sam's Boat, on Richmond, if anyone's interested. My # is 281-748-4316. Can't....let....myself....get......back....to.....00blood....alcohol....level....just.....yet! And Lynus302, call me if you want to hook up on Monday.
Fatty, After meeting you, I am not surprised at this tale! If I am ever in Houston and I need to find a party and party hard, I WILL have to get in touch with you!
Fatty Fat! YOU are a MAD MAN! When you stole that cow .. and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you cowboy! The two of us together, forget it! Seriously, man, you remind me of me 15 years ago. Which is surprising cause Im not sure I remember me... The only thing that would make that story better is if you were in the hottub with 5 chicks(no guys)..but then, would anyone believe it?
You know, I used that Stripes quote to reply to Mrs. JB's book reading post about meditation, classical music, and birdwatching, and I think Rockets2K's use of it was much funnier. I just sorta came across as a dick. Great quote though.
