I have a problem with the guy that sits right next to me. He farts and I think his nose is immune to it. What should I do to get him to stop? I don't know him well enough to tell him directly. I'm a pretty calm guy and don't want to start anything here at work. If it happened away from work, I would'nt have a problem letting him know. I probably could stand a gum smacker (T_J), but the smell has got to stop.
I would put a note in his cube when he wasn't around, telling him to QUIT farting......it is stinking up the office. DD
Man, I envy this guy. Life would be so much better if I could just let 'er rip in the office without a feeling of guilt. The guy must have no conscience.
Here is what you do, MoBalls: Get ahold of a wireless mini microphone. Tape it to the underside of his office chair. Pipe the feed from the wireless microphone into the office intercom system. Let the fun begin.
I have the same problem with some of my cubemates. Not farting, just BO. Try putting a 'stick-up' air freshener under you desk.
We had a guy doing that and we finally informed the boss (we're all guys but he was kinda new). They were so bad and so powerful it was unbearable for 15' radius - and it wouldn't go away. We could easily find ground 0 so we knew who it was. The boss just went in his cube and told him that he needed to take that stuff outside or in the restroom. It's never happened again. If your boss doesn't want to be as forward, maybe he could deliver some proper gas edicate via email to all.
Ask him if he smells anything? Or point to the gum chewer in the next cubical and whisper "man... i think she just farted" Or ... save some in a jar, and on his way out hand it to him and say "here, buddy, you might want to take some of this home, because this is award winning stuff..." Glad I'm not you today!
In our office, it is the boss that rips the cheesiest, juiciest farts... and he is quite proud of them as well. He walks into employee offices and rips 'em... then walks away laughing his ass off.
Guess that makes you a real....fart smeller, oh I meant smart feller.... I would leave him some Beano in his cubicle.
We did that with a can of deodorant for one of the guys we used to work with. The guy would work out in the morning and must not have taken a shower or used soap because he ended up in the office smelling like something had crawled up his butt and died.
