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[my boy just came in from afghanistan, so i'm lit up. anyway heres a poll]

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by tmoney1101, Dec 23, 2011.

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stand or sit

  1. stand

    51.2%
  2. sit

    48.8%
  1. tmoney1101

    tmoney1101 Member

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    ...on whether you stand or sit to wipe your ass. it's a perplexing issue that has been the topic of conversation between my friends and i for quite some time now. it ends here, where do you stand?


    poll is public, dont be a b****.

    i know of at least one other stander on this site, the thing that makes this compelling is that you've been doing it one way for so long it's hard to imagine doing it ant other way,,,for some reason this bs computer doesnt have spell check. im being exposed for the horrible speller that i am. plus im in complete darkness with no backlit keys something ive obviously been taking for granted [mac users lnow what im talking about]
     
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  2. krnxsnoopy

    krnxsnoopy Member

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    I start by sitting. Wipe one or two times to get most of the bigger chunks.

    When I stand up I wipe a couple more times to get the rest.
     
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  3. tmoney1101

    tmoney1101 Member

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    a hybrid, i have to respect that.
     
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  4. Pull_Up_3

    Pull_Up_3 Member

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    I wipe standing

    sitting is for women
     
  5. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    This. So I didn't vote since it is a combo.

    Happy to hear that your son is home safe - thank him for me and everyone else for what he does with his life - keeping the country safe.
     
  6. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost Member
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    Why stand when you can sit? -Winston motherf***ing Churchill
     
  7. dharocks

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    related question, do you fold your tp or crumple it into a ball?
     
  8. Child_Plz

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    This is a s*&%ty question.
     
  9. krnxsnoopy

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    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JQWNvH3l5XE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  10. Angkor Wat

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    WTF I didn't know it was possible to wipe sitting down. I know girls do but guys?!? :confused:
     
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    Fold of course. It's more efficient.

    And I sit while wiping. The cheeks aren't as spread while standing so you can't clean as good. ;)
     
  13. htownrox1

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    Stand. I ain't got no shame. I also make sure my dick never touches the toilet seat when I'm sitting.

    Can't get any diseases yo!!
     
  14. MIAGI99

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    how do you wipe standing up when you have the runs? Good lawd its mud butt!:eek:
     
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  15. dharocks

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    Do you guys really remain sitting when you wipe? Like, butt cheeks still in contact with the seat? How does that work?

    For me it's more of a raised squat.
     
  16. Johndoe804

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    Lulzy thread...

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  17. HombreDeHierro

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    I wipe sitting and then I wash my ass.

    Y'all disgust me
     
  18. thadeus

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    I wipe while sexing your mom.
     
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  19. joesr

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    says the duece
     
  20. Scionxa

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    I have to stand, I don't feel like I'm cleaning as best as I could if I sit. I pretty much wipe until the paper is white.
     

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