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My Balls Itch!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by MoBalls, Feb 24, 2004.

  1. MoBalls

    MoBalls Member

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    I went running last night and didnt put on my underwear....yes I went freeballin and now the boys are itching. Im at work and it is killing me! What can I buy to ease the pain?
     
  2. Lil Pun

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    Don't use Icy Hot, I did that once and I still regret it to this day.


    Oh wait, you itch. Cortisone cream?
     
  3. fatman510

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    AHHHH oh man I did that once...my balls felt like they were ON FIRE AHHHH:eek:
     
  4. drapg

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    It must be worse for you since you have "mo balls" than the rest of us.
     
  5. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    lamisel or lotrimon.

    You need a jock itch cream. Might as well but a few tubes. You'll never really get rid of it.
     
  6. nyquil82

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  7. B-ball freak

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    Shave them and apply tiger balm.
































    on second thought, scratch that ;)
     
  8. tozai

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    gold bond?
     
  9. RiceRocket1

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    Definitely Gold Bond.
     
  10. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Dude, you gotta spouse/girlfriend/live-in sweetie?
    Get her to pick from the cornucopia of "Kama Sutra: Oil of Love" products. You have a wide variety of oils to take your mind off of your difficulty. Chocolate Mint, for example. Just have her massage it in and you won't feel a thing.

    You have to explain, however, that your problem is not contagious. I would suggest doing that before you start... frustration could be a problem otherwise.
    Enjoy!
     
  11. hooroo

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    what he described sounded more like chafing...
     
  12. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Clearly Mensa material.
     
  13. thadeus

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    I'm pretty sure he could use the employment. Make sure he clips his fingernails.
     
  14. ima_drummer2k

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    Lot's of great advice here...
     
  15. francis 4 prez

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    i think Mo needs to take his own advice about 12 posts into that old thread. still one of the best threads i've ever read. i didn't even go through much of it but i remember some classic posts being in that one.
     
  16. Jebus

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    This is my favorite post from the other thread:

    we can file this under "I" for irony.
     
  17. Jebus

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    damn, you beat me by a minute.
     
  18. peleincubus

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    jebus that is funny as hell. wash them. karma karma karma.
     
  19. JBIIRockets

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    I put on some baby powda when my bizalls itch. Knocks it right out.
     
  20. MoBalls

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    my nuts are clean!....I never run without underwear though.....it must have been the detergent.....I havent read all of the advice until now....damn you guys are crazy...but it shows that you all care about me ............and my nuts
     

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