That picture on CC.net's front page is just plain scary. Look at Dan's butt. If you can't find it, go get a magnifying glass and bring it back to your computer. It practically ain't there. Mine's bigger than his. And let me tell you, I am what is known in the scientific journals as a "stick." No one with a butt smaller than mine should be playing in the NBA. Period. This utterly pointless, self-referential thread allows me not only to partake of the utter pointlessness and self-referentiality that has predominated on this board for the past two months, but also to tie in the BBS Hangout "gay thread" (Tomorrow's topic: Do you prefer your tennis hunks circumcised or uncircumcised? Attach digital images and discuss) as well as the various political threads about George W. Bush, who claims that Adam Clymer of the New York Times is a major-league rear end -- which is more than I can say for Dan Langhi.
I didn't want to say anything,remember that is an administator you're talking to. ------------------ Question-What is Elton Brand not worthy of carrying? Answer-Franchises Jock
circumcised definately. i was at the event and Dan is super skinny. Especially standing next to Collier. He may give Brent Barry a run for the nickname "Bones". [This message has been edited by outlaw (edited September 15, 2000).]
Outlaw does he have a nice ass ? j/k ------------------ "You look a team that's been to the mountaintop like the Houston Rockets, I'm going to put pressure on myself to be the best possible player that I can be. With the pieces they already have in place and myself, we can do some amazing things next season." Maurice Taylor
Oh man! What's the deal with the butt issue? Serious police must bring in to this topic. ------------------ Rudy T. will find and fulfill Rockets destiny.
This sure is one funny post... the last thing I expected to read about in this BBS BUTTS !!!!!!!! ------------------ Life moves pretty fast, If you don't stop and look once in a while you might miss it!! ... Ferris Bueler
Kinda scary, but the first thing I noticed when I looked at that pic was that Langhi had no butt. Maybe it's because he worked his butt off during the offseason? ------------------ Falk that Mo Fo!!!
Well, apparently Will wasn't the only one who noticed because Mark Berman of Fox26 sports just reported that the Rockets went from having a player with the biggest ass(Charles Barkley) in the league to having the player with the smallest ass(Dan Langhi) in the league. ------------------ [This message has been edited by ROCKETBOOSTER (edited September 16, 2000).]
Langhi's Butt Bodes Badly (maybe, I was just caught up in some alliteration) for his career. Do we want 'our mens' to jump w/ small butts or big butts? A big butt/hamstring tie in suggests to me added support when the quads contract on a jump. Little butt... hmmm... perhaps a fall, and then a *ping*, knee goes out. Although, Danny "look ma, no ACLs" Manning seems to have a big butt. I can't remember back to Barkley's Suns days. Now, Charles Barkley had an onion that would make you cry. ------------------ Why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other
Is there such a thing as reversed lipo-suction. Maybe you could suck the fat off of Pig's a**(butt) and re-inject it into Langhi... Sounds nasty... I wouldn't want that job. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Old Man Rock (edited September 16, 2000).]
LETS GO BACK TO THE GOLDEN STATE RUMORS!!! YOU GUYS ARE STARTING TO WORRY ME, IF WE'RE GONNA TALK BUTTS PUT A PICTURE OF THE ROCKET GIRLS IN A THREAD AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO COMPARE WHO DOES AND WHO DOES'NT HAVE A BUTT! ------------------ Rockets For Better, For Worse......'til death do us part!
LOL. Will, I never knew. ------------------ Francis out top, 9 seconds on the clock, he gives a no look pass to Cuttino Mobley, 4 seconds left, Mobley passes to an open Langhi in the corner with 1 second left! Langhi at the buzzer.......YES!!! How Sweet It Is!!
and on... ------------------ In order to be a success in life, you need 2 things: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
