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My all time favorite debate

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Voice of Reason, Oct 7, 2001.

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Which animal is superior

  1. Dog?? you weirdo

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  2. Cat- "you can mild anything with nipples"

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  3. Cow- steak and cheese(are cows from Philidelphia?)

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  4. Pig- bacon and footballs true heaven

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  5. Sheep- wool underwear

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  6. Chicken- chicken a la vodka/bread has eggs too

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  7. Rabbit- food, fur coats, and lucky feet

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  8. Deer- venasin(sp) and antlers for trophies make small dicks big...

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  9. Charlie Tuna- well i guess fish is fish, but charlie was cool

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  10. Im a vegitarian i love all gods creatures--I dont care pick one!!

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  1. The Voice of Reason

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    To add moronic debate to the duldrums of the weekend i introduce my all time favorite debate. Basicly it is a matter of Which animal is Superior.

    this debate asks you to weigh the value of what each animal brings you and then pick a side and run with it.

    cows make milk steak and cheese, pigs have bacon!!, sheep have wool, chickens have eggs, and there are many others

    if you can eat it wear it, or whatever its fair game in this thread, so what is the superior animal....
     
  2. fadeaway

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    I think this thread should be entitled "which animal is more useful" rather than "which animal is superior."

    Anyway, I have to go with the <b>cow</b>. Cows produce beef and milk, which are absolute staples in the western diet. They also produce <b>leather</b>, necessary for shoes, jackets, etc..

    So while cows are not more superior in intelligence, etc.., they are by far the most useful animal on the list.
     
  3. The Voice of Reason

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    it may be simple to say beef, but when you look deeper, the pig produces some of the most wonderful things.

    pig leather is more supple than cow and where would we be without the ol' pigskin on sundays!!

    bacon is by far the most superior of foods!! i mean vegetarians even love it.
    the beloved pig roast
    the holiday ham, and not to mention the other white mean

    pork chops
    PORK LOIN!!!

    where would the south be without pickled pig feet

    where would your dog be without dried pigs ears,

    the fine brushes that use pig wiskers..

    dont doubt thre pig, and besides they are smarter
     
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    <i>Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

    Lisa: No.

    Homer: Ham?

    Lisa: No.

    Homer: Pork chops?

    Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!

    Homer: Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal!!</i>

    mmmmm...meat...
     

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