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My 2005 Playoff Letter to Craig Biggio

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by JBIIRockets, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. JBIIRockets

    JBIIRockets Member

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    Dear Craig,

    You sir are one bad mother! Not only did you breakout of your playoff doldrums last year in 2004, you respond in 2005, by this point a senior citizen in baseball years, with a freaking career high in HRs for a season. Are you kidding me Craig?? Gone are the repeated negative anticipations I have when you step up to the plate, the “here comes a ground out or measley fly out” statements I say in my mind when you’re up with runners on. No, it’s complete optimism now.

    Leadoff HR in Game 7 vs the Cardinals.
    Clutch come from behind 3 run HR in the late innings to complete a sweep at Philly
    Leadoff HR Saturday vs the Cubs in a game we had to win
    Leadoff double in the season finale vs the cubs that ignited 2 first inning runs.

    My confidence in you is at an all-time high right now. So please, I ask you, don’t respond with a 2 for 15 series and leave more teammates on base than DaDakota does criticism after every Astros loss because you know who will get the blame if this does happen? Me, that’s who. Because I would’ve jinxed you.

    As a result, you have no pressure Craig. I will shoulder the blame.

    You are freaking unbelievable though. Losing the leg kick has changed everything for you in my opinion. You seem to get around on the ball better because in retrospect, the leg kick seemed to delay that. I thought you would be a liability playing 2nd base again. Not really the case.

    Can you do me one favor though? Please tell Morgan to focus more on hitting the ball to the opposite field because we are going to need it.

    I’m ready for you and the Astros to kick some ATL ass. We still have some making up to do against them.

    JBII

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  2. rezdawg

    rezdawg Member

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    Real men of genius.
     
  3. TMac640

    TMac640 Contributing Member

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    i ain't mad at cha

    -tupac
     
  4. MadMax

    MadMax Member

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    i'm gonna name my kid, Seven.
     
  5. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Criticism, after a loss? Me?

    NEVER !!!


    Nice read JB....GO STROS !!

    And Roy...less fastballs please.

    :)
     
  6. codell

    codell Member

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    whats wrong with Soda?
     
  7. MadMax

    MadMax Member

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    how about Thirteen...no Thirteen's no good.
     
  8. Svpernaut

    Svpernaut Member

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    lol, so am I... my dog too.
     
  9. Mr. Brightside

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    Any letter that starts off with "You sir are one bad mother!" loses a little credibility from the get go.

    :p
     
  10. MadMax

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    SHUT YO MOUTH!!!

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  11. Sishir Chang

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    Hey Man he's talking about Bidge..

    I can dig it!
     
  12. Sishir Chang

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    While we're giving props to Killer B's let me put in a good word for Bagwell who's had some big hits for us coming off of the bench.


    Oh yeah that other B who went to Rice ain't playing too shabby either..


    KILLER BBBBSS....KILLLER BBBBBBSSSS!
     

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