My friend who Goes to Rice, just told me he got an email from head of school talking about updates on Rice and etc. At the bottom of the email, there is a little note that says Rice has found a new coach for their basketball team, 4 time DPOY and world leader Dikembe Mutombo. He will send me the link later, but if this is true, congrats to Deke. and I doubt its an April Fools joke, considering its April 3rd. EDIT: heres the email Subject: [TFW] Message from the President's Office To: teamwiess@mailman.rice.edu Dear Rice Community Members, I am deeply disappointed to report that an entirely unacceptable act of criminal behavior occurred at the site of Duncan and McMurtry colleges last night. The Rice University Police Department is conducting a thorough investigation in cooperation with the Houston Police Department, but I wanted to express my own condemnation of such behavior and explain to the Rice community what the future holds for our university. At approximately 10:20 PM, RUPD alerted my office, the office of Dean Forman, and the Board of Trustees that the master construction plans and blueprints had been stolen from the office of Facilities, Engineering and Planning and the Construction Headquarters in South Campus, along with the most recent copies from several other on-campus buildings and a Palm Pilot with Development Supervisor Max Amery's construction contacts. Furthermore, many of the vehicles present in the Duncan-McMurtry construction site have been severely damaged and construction cannot continue at full speed until the vehicles have been replaced and the remainder of the site is inspected for damages. While it is currently unknown whether the perpetrators were affiliated with Rice, the estimated timing of the incidents combined with what appears to be an intimate knowledge of the university layout indicates that this crime may be the work of several students, staff members, or faculty working in cohesion. The university is conducting an investigation into the matter and we encourage anyone with information to contact Dean Forman's office. Your help will be kept confidential. While other copies of the construction plan exist, the Palm Pilot will prove to be extremely difficult to replace and the remaining construction plans are outdated. Last Tuesday, the Board of Trustees gave its full approval to changing the Vision for the Second Century's "Plan A" and allot $16 million to the renovation of both James A. Baker and William Rice colleges. The students housed in these colleges will be moved to Duncan and McMurtry Colleges, respectively. While this is exciting news that bodes well in our mission to strengthen the Rice legacy, tonight's events necessitate the extension of this plan by three years, until 2012. While I understand this news may upset many students, we must welcome our valiant construction workers with open arms until this project has reached completion. In unrelated news, I am proud to announce that four-time NBA Defensive Player of the Year and Houston Rockets center Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo has officially signed on as the coach of Rice University's men's basketball team. His extensive commitment to world activism, language education, and fair diplomacy will ensure that Rice remains a bridge-builder in a time of international struggle and expanding globalism. His seven-foot two-inch, two-hundred-and-sixty-pound frame will ensure that University of Houston coach Tom Penders will not survive the 2008-2009 season with both a victory over Rice and an intact pelvis. Love, David W. Leebron President
1. he'll play for the rockets next season. 2. he has no coaching experience. 3. nobody would understand him anyways.
hahha who just saw charles barkley chop up dikembe during the halftime show of tonights game...haha it was soo funny..
Did Yao hook him up with that job? I don't know what rice basketball is and how it's different from meat-and-potatoes baskeball. But I am sure Chinese people love rice basketball.
Does the President usually end his emails with: Love, David W. Leebron President Because if he does, then.....lol I just find it weird. But I hope it's not true though, I'd love to have Deke back again next season, he's a perfect role model for other players to follow.
Someone hacked into the President's email. The whole thing isn't written well and like a President and any President would be canned for sending an eemail to students that said: University of Houston coach Tom Penders will not survive the 2008-2009 season with both a victory over Rice and an intact pelvis.
Not to mention "we must welcome our valiant construction workers with open arms until this project has reached completion." Seriously, you guys didn't think this was for real, did you? Nice e-mail though. My hat's off to whoever sent that.
this has to be a joke. mutombo just barely made up his mind that he might come back next season. does he even know how to coach?
HAAHAHAHAHAHA! I kinda hope that's really his full name. It's quite fitting and probably translates to "Badass."
haha, guys you've been had. I know the guy that wrote that email...he lives directly 3 floors above me.