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Muffins Can Be WMDs

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Lil Pun, May 26, 2006.

  1. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    Check out this video:

    mar1juana Muffins

    The muffins were delivered to a high school in the Dallas area and made some teachers sick/stoned. They had THC in them. The FBI believes that the muffins could've possibly been weapons of mass destruction.
     
  2. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    I use to make mine with blueberry muffin mix.

    These teachers would have to be idiots not to know it was in there though. No matter how well you grind it and strain the butter after you heat it they always end up having some weed in them.

    They tasted great and really did the job though.
     
  3. TracyMcCrazyeye

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    whoever pulled that prank is a genius, i would give anything to see my professors high on mar1juana. :D
     
  4. Surfguy

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    Everything I hear says they were sick. Weren't they actually stoned?

    There's a difference. I bet when they got past the initial shock...they enjoyed it. "Oh...I'm sick. I just wanna veg out, be zombie-like, and laugh thru the night." ;)
     
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  6. Austin70

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    WMD Weed in the Muffins Dude.
     
  7. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    Duuuude, if we released this WMD on the entire planet we would have world peace.

    Think about it, man...
     
  8. B-ball freak

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    "Authorities say they take this very seriously even deploying the joint terrorism task force to investigate this case."


    That was a direct quote from the story. I want me some muffins. :D





    EDIT:

    that is hilarious!!! :D
     
  9. mateo

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    I have a fairly good baked goods as a weapon story....

    One time I stopped a moving vehicle with a Hostess Ding Dong. My buddy Don was driving me home from school and being a general prick because I had to run back to my locker to grab homework, causing him to miss Jeopardy or something. He threatened to not pick me up the next morning, a fate worse than death back then (no way I was riding the bus) so I bribed him with the promise of a Hostess Cupcake. He pulled up my driveway and I ran inside to see what we had. No cupcakes, but a box of Ding Dongs. He started backing out the driveway so I ran out my front door...as he drove by my house I yelled "DONT FORGET YOUR DING DONG!!!" and chucked it at the car. Somehow it hit him directly in the face and he drove off the road and into the ditch across the street.
     
  10. Behad

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    Anybody see the "Hoffa cupcake" from Milford Michigan?

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    Hoffa Search Finds Town's Sense of Humor
    MILFORD, Mich., May 23 — The most popular items on the menu at the Milford Baking Company these days are the 95-cent "Hoffa cupcakes" featuring a green plastic hand reaching up through chocolate icing and candy sprinkles designed to resemble dirt.
     

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