[MSNBC] Three charged in stealing Coke secrets

i'm sure it's not a coke Blak secret b/c that **** is nasty.

 

OMG, you couldn't make a story like this up.

This r****d uses a fake name to correspond with Pepsi, but he opens up a bank account using his real name and address? Uhh, yeah...

You gotta love the fake name he used, though..."Dirk". Maybe he was trying to set up Dirk Nowitski?

 

Everyone knows Slurm is better, anyway.

 

I'd rather opt for a bucket of juicy nightcrawlers.