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Mother Arranges for Daughter to have Sex with Boyfriend

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    I get the feeling this was in a trailer park somewhere.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,250647,00.html
     
  2. Kam

    Kam Member

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    yeah, that's cool, get the piercings and hair dye, and then rat.
     
  3. ima_drummer2k

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    Wow, that's a pretty sweet deal that guy had going there....




    ER, UH...ahem....*cough*...This is absolutely DISGUSTING!!! :mad:
     
  4. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    you know after your failed pickup line on that high school nympho, are you really sure you wanna get in on this thread? lol
     
  5. Bookit

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    Chuckle
     
  6. Sishir Chang

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    Don't they know that minors can't enter legal contracts.
     
  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    Yup, the girl was smart. Everyone knows that contracts with minors aren't legally binding. :D

    Where was Chris Hanson on this one?
     
  8. A-Train

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    Hair dye and piercings?? Scott Boras would have got her a raise in her allowance, a Coach handbag, AND a new car...
     
  9. hotballa

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    I wonder what the 12-year old got.
     
  10. Master Baiter

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. pirc1

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    Ok, Any pics? ;)
     
  12. JuanValdez

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    They wrote it down on paper, and signed it? They're dumber than Joe Smith and Kevin McHale.
     
  13. Ottomaton

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    [rquoter]

    Authorities say Fitzgibbon's girlfriend was afraid of losing him while she recuperated from gastric bypass surgery

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    Mom was getting a gastric bypass, which means that she was (using the wonderfuly descriptive medical term from the linked article) morbidly obese, aka fat beyond belief. If momma was a cow, I'm thinking that probably means the daughter is a little heifer.

    I think pictures would only be disappointing.
    :(
     
  14. Austin70

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    These two look dumb enough to write down and sign the paper that they were breaking law.
     
  15. BenignDMD

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    Definitley trailer park material
     
  16. heypartner

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    lol

    check out his <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=69529205">myspace page</a>.

    It has nothing on it but his details:

    <table bordercolor="#6699cc" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="300" bgcolor="#6699cc" border="1"><tr><td class="text" valign="center" align="left" width="300" bgcolor="#6699cc" height="10" wrap="" style="WORD-WRAP:break-word">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="whitetext12">&nbsp;Michael's Details</span></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td><table bordercolor="000000" cellspacing="3" cellpadding="3" width="300" align="center" bgcolor="ffffff" border="0"><tr id=Status:Row><td valign="top" align="left" width="100" bgcolor="#b1d0f0"><span class="lightbluetext8">Status:</span></td><td id="ProfileStatus:" width="175" bgcolor="#d5e8fb" style="WORD-WRAP: break-word">Single</td></tr><tr id=Zodiac Sign:Row><td valign="top" align="left" width="100" bgcolor="#b1d0f0"><span class="lightbluetext8">Zodiac Sign:</span></td><td id="ProfileZodiac Sign:" width="175" bgcolor="#d5e8fb" style="WORD-WRAP: break-word"><a href="http://collect.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=horoscope&sign=1&MyToken=00143da2-19b5-48bc-94e0-87cda024b423">Aries</a></td></tr><tr id=Children:Row><td valign="top" align="left" width="100" bgcolor="#b1d0f0"><span class="lightbluetext8">Children:</span></td><td id="ProfileChildren:" width="175" bgcolor="#d5e8fb" style="WORD-WRAP: break-word">I don't want kids</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>

    "I don't want kids" Oh, really now, dude. Looks like you do want kids to me.
     
  17. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    now how the hell did you get his myspace profile?

    I think if you're a criminal, especially a child molester, you really should think twice before putting up an online profile.
     
  18. heypartner

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    from the link Austin70 provided....with these pictures
    <img src="http://independentsources.com/wp-content/uploads/signcontractforsex.jpg"
     
  19. Master Baiter

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    LOL, he totally looks like this guy I used to work with.
     
  20. Tonaaayyyy

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    haha i bet that girl wasn't a virgin
     

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