Im a 18 year old male who just got out of a 6 year relationship yes 6 years, most people cant believe that at my age. so the single life is pretty much brand new to me, so i have no clue where to start. So if anybody has anything that worked for them let me know. Cause ive sat around the whole summer and now i think im ready to finally get out there.
I'm Bill Gates' nephew. OR I'm a pro ball player in the Spanish leagues...... OR I'm a Rockets fan. Wanna see my Houston Rocket? That last one'll get em everytime.
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. Nice legs...what time do they open? Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one? Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom? Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza? Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I??? Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel
F*** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? Got any (insert ethnicity here) in you? Want some? I love every bone inside of you, especially mine. (A few of these were sort of repeated above, but what can you do)
reminds me of Austin Powers 3, possibly the funniest delivered line in the movie... "Are you sure you don't have any clone in you?" "No" (turning note over) - "want some?" the look on vern's face was classic!
Usually I don't need to use pickup lines. I'll just go up to the cutest girl, whip it out, and show it to her. Never fails. Definitely try this next time.
