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Monkies to the rescue :)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by pirc1, Apr 19, 2005.

  1. pirc1

    pirc1 Member

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    I hope they train them well.

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    Police in Ariz. Seek Monkey for SWAT Team

    Mon Apr 18,10:12 PM ET Strange News - AP



    MESA, Ariz. - The Mesa Police Department is looking to add some primal instinct to its SWAT team. And to do that, it's looking to a monkey.



    "Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it," said Mesa Officer Sean Truelove, who builds and operates tactical robots for the suburban Phoenix SWAT team. "It would change the way we do business."


    Truelove is spearheading the department's request to purchase and train a capuchin monkey, considered the second smartest primate to the chimpanzee. The department is seeking about $100,000 in federal grant money to put the idea to use in Mesa SWAT operations.


    The monkey, which costs $15,000, is what Truelove envisions as the ultimate SWAT reconnaissance tool.


    Since 1979, capuchin monkeys have been trained to be companions for people who are quadriplegics by performing daily tasks, such as serving food, opening and closing doors, turning lights on and off, retrieving objects and brushing hair.


    Truelove hopes the same training could prepare a monkey for special-ops intelligence.


    Weighing only 3 to 8 pounds with tiny humanlike hands and puzzle-solving skills, Truelove said it could unlock doors, search buildings and find suicide victims on command. Dressed in a Kevlar vest, video camera and two-way radio, the small monkey would be able to get into places no officer or robot could go.


    It has been a little over a year since Truelove filed a grant proposal with the U.S. Department of Defense under the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, and he is still waiting for word.


    If the grant goes through, Truelove plans on learning how to train the monkey himself and keeping the sociable monkey at home, just like a K-9 officer would. He projects that $85,000 in grant money would outfit the monkey with gear and pay for veterinarian care, food and habitat for three years.


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  2. Derek James

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    The only thing I can gather that has anything to do with bball is the story is from Arizona and the Suns have a gorrilla maskot....
     
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    I think pirc1 is planning on using these Monkeys to take down the Mavs before the game.

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  4. blender

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    PG - Bob Sura
    SG - David Wesley
    SF - T-Mac
    PF - capuchin monkey
    C - Yao Ming
     
  5. pirc1

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    I was in the wrong forum. Sorry

    Was wondering why I could not see it in the hangout:p
     
  6. A-Train

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    Wow...teach those monkeys to give blowjobs, and I won't even need my wife anymore...
     
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    HAHHA, LMAO.. I wanna see that one!!! The " two-way radio" makes it sound like the monkey is gonna do some talking...

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    "Pray for Mojo."
     
  9. Jeff

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    Maybe they should get an orangutan.

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  10. MadMax

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    Now is the time on Sprockets where we dance...

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  11. DrLudicrous

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    They're already working on that.

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