There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. One morning, Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
there were three tomatoes. papa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato. they were walking down the street and baby tomato was lagging way behind. papa tomato went up to baby tomato and squishes baby tomato. "ketchup". yeah its stupid, but fadeaway's joke reminded me of pulp fiction.
