Mobley and his Mouthguard...

Not too annoying...but Steve Francis has one too.

 

Gawd freaking damn...Steve's high stepping, Mobley's mouth guard...

Well, since we're whining about meaningless things today, Ming has a pretty dumb looking haircut and Griffin needs to smile more...

 

Why does Yao always fiddle with that red rubber band on his arm?

 

Dude, am I the only one getting annoyed with these stupid a$$ complaints. My head is about to explode. This has to to be the worst. If you guys want lame ass boring characters, go watch golf, really, or baseball.

 

Hey man...not the hair...not the hair...

 

Well, Cat's mouth guard playing thing bugs ME. Last night there were times when he looked like a dog with chewing gum in his mouth... worrying with it and wondering what the hell it is!

Hey, these mundane subjects can help take your mind off a Rockets season that's exploding like the Hindenburg.

 

Wow, now we're just reaching the bottom of the barrel now. The Rockets need to pull out a win tonight just to kill off useless threads like this.

 

lol............and MOOCHIE. God...he's always looking into space..weird...but you still gotta love him.

And Terence Morris?!?!? He is ALWAYS chewing gum.

And man...Mo Taylor? He always looks at the ref!

And Cato...why does he just stand motionless for a long time sometimes?

And Glen Rice? Why is he always talking and laughing and having a great time talking with the opponents?

And Jason Collier? Why doesn't he demand to play?

And Bostjan Nachbar? Why does he only clap sometimes?

And Hawkins? Why does he always wear that headband?

And Posey? Why is he always running around?

Dude, am I the only one getting annoyed with these stupid a$$ complaints. My head is about to explode. This has to to be the worst. If you guys want lame ass boring characters, go watch golf, really, or baseball.

 

Hey, I'm having fun with it. Can we have a little humor around here? I thought my "dog chewing gum" thing was at least borderline amusing. (well, maybe not... but I gave it a shot )

 

Yes, it's annoying. He thinks he's Charles Barkley. I remember Barkley did that crap all the time. Actually, I thik Mobley is modelling himself after Charles. Remember when Barkley took those ill- advised 3's?

 

Deckard, it was funny. Definitely the same look on Cat's face, and the Cat/Dog subtle interplay was worth a few bonus points.

What I always hated was how Pete Mickael would always scoot back and forth on the floor like a dog with ass worms.

 

Was the mouthguard thing a mutual decision between Francis and Mobley?

Because I don't remember them with it last year. I can see steve having it, considering he had oral surgery last year. But Mobley?

What a freaking copycat.

 

and where does Moochie get throwing passes at people's backs, how the hell are they going to catch them

pgabriel - it's call sarcasm, look it up

 

oh yeah...

GOD.

THE SOCKS?!?!?!?

lol...Steve pulls his right sock up.
Mobley his left.

And Moochie pulls up both.

 

What kind of hair u want Yao to have........Bald look? Locks? Fro? Pony tail? lol

 

has anyone noticed the way Posey is trying to fit in waaaay too hard with that Wolfpack Walt Williams look.

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I smell a new promotion coming on. We've already had bobble head and celebreduck nights - why night Cuttino mouthguard night, to the first 5000 fans?

 

Hey, since the subject's in play, what's up with Mo's mouth guard... it looks like an hallucination I had back in the '60's. What color IS the damn thing?? Can you imagine that mug in your face on the court? Maybe it's a new tactic... startle the other guy with that horrific grin and grab an extra rebound.



(thanks, B-Bob... )

 

Have you ever worn a mouth guard? They suck, I took mine out every chance I got when I wore one.