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Mixed Metaphors RULE!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Chance, Nov 26, 2004.

  1. Chance

    Chance Member

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    Mixed Metaphor ALERT!!!!

    "You nailed it" mixed with "You hit the nail on the head"

    Beautiful.

    I am a connoisseur of mixed metaphors. I hear them all the time with callers on the air and I have a running list here at the office. Everybody at works knows about my fascination and I will get an email once or twice a month from the jocks saying something along the lines of "Chance, I don't know if you caught this one, it was in the 5 o'clock hour...a caller asked Coach Capers why the guys didn't come out with their guns on fire" ('Guns a' blazing' or 'on fire')

    I like the natural ones better than the created ones but I have a buttload. Here are some of my favorites:
    1. • a penny saved is a penny earned the hard way
    2. • wake up and smell the roses
    3. • Sometimes you have to stop and smell the coffee
    4. • Sometimes you have to stop and smell what the Rock’s Cooking.
    5. • Blood is thicker than water under a bridge
    6. • There’s more than one way to skin a cat on a hot tin roof
    7. • Cut through all the red carpet
    8. • Pulled a fast one over my eyes
    9. • Like shooting monkeys in a barrel
    10. • Bit the farm
    11. • What goes up must come around
    12. • I heard that straight from the gift horse’s mouth
    13. • Pull a feather out of a hat
    14. • It’s darkest just before the dawn of the dead
    15. • Davy Crocket’s Locker
    16. • Fiddle while Romans are burning
    17. • Robbing Peter to pay the piper
    18. • RSVIP
    19. • Green behind the ears
    20. • Six and a half one way and a dozen the other
    21. • Put your John Addams on the paper
    22. • Hit the roof
    23. • Born with a silver bullet in your mouth
    24. • Bite the hair of the dog that feeds you
    25. • Count your blessings before you hatch
    26. • I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 Gallon Hat!
    27. • **** or get off your high horse
    28. • Dug myself a hole in the wall
    29. • Beauty is in the eye of the beast
    30. • Come out smelling like a champ.
    31. • Had that thing running like a well greased pig.
    32. • Running like a chicken with his head up his ass.
    33. • The weight of the world on his mind
    34. • Get the barrel of monkeys off your back
    35. • The calm before the storm of the century
    36. • **** rises to the top
    37. • Clicking on all cylinders
    38. • He took the thunder out of my sails.
    39. • Stir up a can of worms
    40. • I know so and so like the back of a book
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      Most of those were generated by SR610 callers. If you have more let me have 'em!
     
  2. Behad

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    This thread has a snowball's chance in a million of lasting very long.
     
  3. Chance

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    I have it bookmarked so I can always *Bump*
     
  4. Nolen

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    What does the phrase "blood is thicker than water" mean?
     
  5. Chance

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    Family loyalties are greater than those between friends - many believe the origins of this expression were actually based on the opposite of today's meaning of the phrase, and there there would seem to be some truth to the idea that blood friendship rituals and biblical/Arabic roots predated the modern development and interpretation of the phrase. Various references have been cited in Arabic and Biblical writings to suggest that it was originally based on Middle- and Far-Eastern customs, in which blood rituals symbolised bonds that were stronger than family ones. 'The blood of the covenant is stronger than the water of the womb' is an explanation quoted by some commentators. However the expression has certainly been in use for hundreds of years with its modern interpretation - ie., that blood is stronger than water (relatives being connected by blood, compared to the comparative weakness of water, symbolising non-family). In this sense, the metaphor is such an obvious one that it is likely to have evolved separately from the supposed 'blood brothers' meaning, with slightly different variations from different societies, over the many hundreds of years that the expression has been in use.


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  6. giddyup

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    .... but will Chance burn in hell before that snowball melts? Fat chance!
     
  7. mr_gootan

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    She eats like two birds in a bush.
     
  8. Sishir Chang

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    Our current Pres. is a big practictioner of mixed metaphors.

    I was going to bring up a few but then this thread would get moved to the dark side of the hole known as D & D.
     
  9. moestavern19

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    Chance - Did I really say "Ball carries" and not "ball carriers" ?

    I guess it works both ways.
     
  10. KingCheetah

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    Scared sh!tless without a paddle.
     
  11. meggoleggo

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    or how about "****'s about to hit the shingle"? maybe I'm wrong, but I've heard sh*t on a shingle, and sh*t's about to hi the fan, but does anyone really say that???
     
  12. Earl Cureton

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    Packt like sardines in a crushd tin box
     
  13. Fatty FatBastard

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    Chance:

    To be fair, there is no difference between you nailed it right on the head, and you hit the nail on the head. ie: my response is simply stating you nailed it right on the head of the nail. Since this would be redundant, I didn't use it.

    A better faulting of this would be that I misquote a cliche. That would be accurate.

    Anyway, that is all.

    Never count your chickens before they get to the other side, ya know?
     
  14. KingCheetah

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    met·a·phor

    A figure of speech in which a word or phrase that ordinarily designates one thing is used to designate another, thus making an implicit comparison, as in “a sea of troubles” or “All the world's a stage” (Shakespeare).

    cli·ché

    A trite or overused expression or idea: “Even while the phrase was degenerating to cliché in ordinary public use... scholars were giving it increasing attention” (Anthony Brandt).
     
  15. Chance

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    good point FFB.

    You guys have come up with some good ones but I know there are more.

    Come on! Put a feather in your thinking caps and come up with some good ones!
     
  16. KingCheetah

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    It's not over until you kill the messenger with two birds.

    (triple)
     
  17. Samurai Jack

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    " Whoa Nelly " don't put your cart in front of the horse !
     
  18. VooDooPope

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    I heard someone say...

    Blood is thicker than water under the bridge
     
  19. Oski2005

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    Mixed clichés are the most common mixed metaphors and they might officially be known as wrongisms according to my recent googling.

    He’s a straight arrow who shoots from the hip.

    Too many cooks, not enough indians.

    It takes an old dog to know one.

    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't teach him new tricks.
     
  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    The early bird catches the clap.

    One in the hand is worth two in the crotch.

    Early to bed and early to rise makes a very boring person.

    It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to sit with a dumb look on your face.

    The bigger they are, the faster I run.

    If at first you don't succeed, punch whomever suggested you try.
     

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