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Miss CC.net's "Onstage Knowledge and Awareness" Contest

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Sep 21, 2002.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Onstage Knowledge and Awareness is a Beauty Pageant Event.

    With all the really important issues for the Hangout to deal with, I thought maybe we should take a Miss American Pageant approach to reality for a second, to appreciate how simple life can be.

    I'll pose the first question. Answer in one or two sentences like a good Miss America contestant. Whoever answers the question can pose the next question and so on. Remember to keep the questions at a Miss America level.

    Feel free to rate a response from 1-10.

    <b>Question 1:</b>

    What is the secret to staying young?
     
    #1 heypartner, Sep 21, 2002
  2. CriscoKidd

    CriscoKidd Member

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    Volunteer work, eating plenty of fruit, and a good plastic surgeon.


    Question 2

    If you could have anyone alive today for brunch, who would it be, and why?
     
    #2 CriscoKidd, Sep 21, 2002
  3. Achebe

    Achebe Member

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    The chubby guy on Cucina Amore. He looks scrumptuous

    Question 3:

    What's your recipe for whirrled peas?
     
    #3 Achebe, Sep 21, 2002
  4. Behad

    Behad Member

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    I think everyone should hug more. If the powers in the middle east would hug each other, I think we could accomplish whirrled peas...with a nice garlic and butter sauce.


    Question 4:

    What would you do to promote education in this country?
     
    #4 Behad, Sep 21, 2002
  5. rimbaud

    rimbaud Member
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    I would buy everyone a dog that they could take to school.

    Question 5

    What is really a girl's best friend?
     
    #5 rimbaud, Sep 21, 2002
  6. edc

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    More nudity at the pep rallies.

    Question 5:

    If you could be any animal, what animal would you be and why?
     
    #6 edc, Sep 21, 2002
  7. Refman

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    I am.

    Question 6
    What would you do to save the planet?
     
    #7 Refman, Sep 21, 2002
  8. The Voice of Reason

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    I would make a save the rockets clone site, and get the planet saved from a grass roots effort.

    8.If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be??
     
    #8 The Voice of Reason, Sep 21, 2002
  9. Nomar

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    A peach tree. I can eat a peach for hours...

    Q9: What would you do about angry Harry Potter readers?
     
    #9 Nomar, Sep 21, 2002
  10. R0ckets03

    R0ckets03 Member

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    Slap those punk ass duchebags.

    Q10. If a Rockets player asks you for your phone number, what would you do?
     
    #10 R0ckets03, Sep 21, 2002
  11. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    you can forget about the Miss Congeniality Award.

    My mother always taught me to blush and fidget, heave my breasts, then slap those punk ass douchebags.

    <b>Question 11</b>

    What does the phrase, "You can't fool Mother Nature," mean to you?
     
    #11 heypartner, Sep 21, 2002
  12. Achebe

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    That whether or not I recycle, or whether or not I burn oil, she wins anyway. I senesce. Vines grow, buildings crumble, species go extinct. She, though, is carbon chains, and cell kinetics. She is truth. I am ephemeral.

    Question 12:

    How many Aggies does it take to change a lightbulb?
     
    #12 Achebe, Sep 21, 2002
  13. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    What is an aggie?? Ummm, one maybe two?

    Question 13 Do you live for today or for tomorrow and why?
     
    #13 Manny Ramirez, Sep 21, 2002
  14. Rashmon

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    Because Tomorrow Never Knows.

    What's your favorite Beatle song?
     
    #14 Rashmon, Sep 21, 2002
  15. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Oh, Manny. That one's old as dirt! ;)

    One to hold the light bulb and two to turn the chair. :p

    (but I bet you knew it already)
     
    #15 Deckard, Sep 21, 2002
  16. rimbaud

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    Daydream Believer

    15. Do you believe the children are our future?
     
    #16 rimbaud, Sep 21, 2002
  17. mr_oily

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    Not really, just whos left...


    16.Boxers or Briefs?
     
    #17 mr_oily, Sep 21, 2002
  18. Mrs. JB

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    Bikinis

    17. Where is the center of the universe?
     
    #18 Mrs. JB, Sep 21, 2002
  19. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    In the backseat of my boyfriend's car.

    Question 18 What is your solution to feeding the poor?
     
    #19 Manny Ramirez, Sep 21, 2002
  20. fadeaway

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    Let them eat each other.

    Question 19. What is your solution to pouring the feed?
     
    #20 fadeaway, Sep 21, 2002
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