Misdirected phone calls..?

you are not an old, verbose, highly moral, blowhard

you are just a douchebag

 

Dude, Hmm, you're really being a real azzhat. Such an azzhat that you probably won't be able to resist the urge to reply, to react to me calling you an azzhat. Which is why you're an azzhat, azzhat.

 

Wow.


Hmm scared the bejezuz out.