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ming won't make it in the nba

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by rnebel, Jun 17, 2002.

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  1. rnebel

    rnebel New Member

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    he doesn't wear earrings.
    he has no tattoos.
    he doesn't do drugs.
    he's never been in jail.
    his intelligence is above third grade level.
    he doesn't do rap.
     
    #1 rnebel, Jun 17, 2002
  2. Dennis2112

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    How the HELL did Larry Bird make it? ;)
     
    #2 Dennis2112, Jun 17, 2002
  3. DanTanna

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    Although those things you mention represent 90% of the NBA players, it does not represent ALL the players. So please tone it down. Nice first post by the way. :)
     
    #3 DanTanna, Jun 17, 2002
  4. Yetti

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    How did Akeem and Matumbo make it?
     
    #4 Yetti, Jun 17, 2002
  5. Rockets2K

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    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
    #5 Rockets2K, Jun 17, 2002
  6. Rocket River

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    :rolleyes:

    you forgot he's Chinese
    He's over 7'3
    He's played in the CBA

    What else are a bunch of things that would be unique to him. .
    uhm . . .he's lived in China. . .he has Chinese parents. .

    woooo I think i can think of a bunch other irrelevent crap
    to add to the list

    Rocket River
    YEA!! . . nice 1st post
     
    #6 Rocket River, Jun 17, 2002
  7. The Real Shady

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    Give him some time to adapt. Remember he is a project and he will take a while before he gets corrupted.
     
    #7 The Real Shady, Jun 17, 2002
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    I guess you have to be foreign or ugly as well. Motumbo happens to be both!:D
     
    #8 B-ball freak, Jun 17, 2002
  9. lovethisgametoo

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    Does anyone here think Yao is ugly, too if not more ugly?

    As to tattoos, actually Yao can wear one in the image of Chinese former prime minister Zhou, a wellknown stateman in china and also Yao's idol, since M tyson has one in Mao.

    anyone know what S Fransis has?
     
    #9 lovethisgametoo, Jun 17, 2002
  10. AroundTheWorld

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    :D
     
    #10 AroundTheWorld, Jun 17, 2002
  11. Miggidy Markell

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    Mutombo has better then third grade intellegence? :D
     
    #11 Miggidy Markell, Jun 17, 2002
  12. NYKRule

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    Hakeem and Ewing do?
     
    #12 NYKRule, Jun 17, 2002
  13. Miggidy Markell

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    Yes, yes they do...
     
    #13 Miggidy Markell, Jun 17, 2002
  14. NJRocket

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    OK, first things first...it is spelled MUTOMBO...not MOTOMBO or MATOMBO.

    Secondly...Yao will make it. He will have his mother's name tatooed on his biceps in no time, he will have 7 illegitimate kids, 2 rap albums, a "Cribs" episode, and a Larry O'Brien trophy on his mantel:D
     
    #14 NJRocket, Jun 17, 2002
  15. Deuce

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    Ming's difficult decision will be what to do with the hair: Cornrows or Fro?
    I am sure Moochie can give him a few pointers! :D

    Chris
     
    #15 Deuce, Jun 17, 2002
  16. Miggidy Markell

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    I spelt it correctly, do I win a prize? :p
     
    #16 Miggidy Markell, Jun 17, 2002
  17. GATER

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    No because you mispelled "spelled"... no such work as "spelt"...at least no grammatically correct one. :p
     
    #17 GATER, Jun 17, 2002
  18. The Real Shady

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    Ming in cornrolls.... YES!!:cool:
     
    #18 The Real Shady, Jun 17, 2002
  19. Dr of Dunk

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    Oooh... I'm sure some would disagree with you on that seeing as you'd be so wrong. :)
     
    #19 Dr of Dunk, Jun 17, 2002
  20. Drewdog

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    Did anyone watch the US beat Mexico this morning?
     
    #20 Drewdog, Jun 17, 2002
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