Wednesday June 27 12:14 PM ET <a href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010627/od/spear_dc_1.html">Truck Driver Gets Spear in Rear</a> BERLIN (Reuters) - A Berlin truck driver was wheeled into hospital with an 31-inch-long spear stuck in his behind, a German newspaper reported on Wednesday. The man identified as Mario S. said the spear's hooked tip stuck 2 inches into his posterior when he bent over and accidentally came in contact with it. ``The spear was leaned up against a closet,'' he told Bild newspaper. ``As I bent over, I leaned backwards into it.'' A doctor cautiously dislodged the spear and sewed the wound. ------------------ CC.net's most courteous driver Oh yeah, and I'm looking for a job right now, so hire me please
That sounds like a real pain in the ass! ------------------ First the Sopranos and now Eddie Griffin... thank you New Jersey!
Great headline Vengeance, Hey, the Assman's in town! You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: 'It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one'.
Cato's proctologist must have a million stories to share. ------------------ http://titansmania.50megs.com is far better to ask a question and be a fool for 15 minutes, than to never ask a question and be a fool for the rest of your life." Confucious say: "Boy who meet girl in park, very lucky. But boy who park meat in girl, extremely lucky!"
