Mercer for President

That's really funny.

 

Reasons for Candidacy:

56. To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.

 

Reasons for Candidacy:

56. To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.

 

Uh, Lee, I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

 

Current Issues

THE DISCIPLINE OF US GOVERNMENT ENFORCEMENT:

There is some concern about the U.S. Government regulating its government enforcement. I will enforce the U.S. Government regulating itself with its enforcements pertaining to itself and according to its enforcements.

 

Where the Biography gets goofy...

"On August 22, 1992, The State of Texas installed an intelligence hotwire in me at the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas."

Nice.

 

I saw this about four months ago & posted it here. Laughed so hard I peed my pants.

 

He lives right next to UH! I'll stop by and visit when I head down for our next football game