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Men cleaner than women

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WASHINGTON – Wash your hands, folks, especially you ladies. A new study found that women have a greater variety of bacteria on their hands than men do.

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The researchers aren't sure why women harbored a greater variety of bacteria than men, but Fierer suggested it may have to so with the acidity of the skin. Knight said men generally have more acidic skin than women.

Other possibilities are differences in sweat and oil gland production between men and women, the frequency of moisturizer or cosmetics applications, skin thickness or hormone production, he said.

Women also may have more bacteria living under the surface of the skin where they are not accessible to washing, Knight added.

Asked if guys should worry about holding hands with girls, Knight said: "I guess it depends on which girl."
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081104/ap_on_sc/sci_dirty_hands

#1 Franchise3, Nov 4, 2008

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Hip Hip Hooray! Now I will go piss.................................STANDING UP

#2 Tom Bombadillo, Nov 4, 2008
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Yeah, but our minds are dirtier.

#3 droxford, Nov 4, 2008
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but they pee blood.

uhhh

#4 HombreDeHierro, Nov 4, 2008
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HombreDeHierro said:

but they pee blood.

uhhh
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YOU WIN!

#5 Royals Ego, Nov 4, 2008
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LOL. Meggo, Hayesfan and Lady Di are dirty girls.

#6 LonghornFan, Nov 4, 2008
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LonghornFan said:

LOL. Meggo, Hayesfan and Lady Di are dirty girls.
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Dammit our secret's out!!!

#7 meggoleggo, Nov 4, 2008

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I always thought that the very fact they spend much more time and effort washing themselves, doing their hair, and applying all sorts of lotions and creams and perfumes must mean they are dirtier and smellier to begin with.

#8 heypartner, Nov 4, 2008
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heypartner said:

I always thought that the very fact they spend much more time and effort washing themselves, doing their hair, and applying all sorts of lotions and creams and perfumes must mean they are dirtier and smellier to begin with.
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I can't believe you thought that...that's crazy...

...that someone could be SO RIGHT!!!!!!!!!

#9 Apollo Creed, Nov 4, 2008
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So, thats why girls spend more time on the bathroom, because they have to clean their bodies more!

#10 david_rocket, Nov 4, 2008
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ew, cooties

#11 Hoee Ass, Nov 5, 2008
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droxford said:

Yeah, but our minds are dirtier.
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Choking the chicken is another reason to wash one's hands.

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Being a man, I don't have much experience with woman's bathroom habits. I know that it was beaten into my skull to wash my hands after I use the restroom- is it the same for women? Ladies- do women wash their hands after they use the can in public? It might be as simple as that.

#13 Jeremiah, Nov 5, 2008

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Invisible Fan said:

Choking the chicken is another reason to wash one's hands.
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According to this article, your weiner is so acidic that it actually cleans your hands for you.

#14 Franchise3, Nov 5, 2008
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Jeremiah said:

Ladies- do women wash their hands after they use the can in public?
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Yes

and we don't have balls.

Women are cleaner. I don't have any doubt in my mind. We at least sustain our cleanliness for longer.

I rarely use makeup--and most makeup nowadays is not oil-based anyways. bacteria under the skin...PFFFT. This research is bogus.

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There is no way. One time in college I pissed my bed because I was so drunk and when I woke up and realized it, I was wayy too hungover to move so I just slept in it.

#16 mlwoo, Nov 5, 2008
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Shenanigans!

#17 XxShadyPinkxX, Nov 5, 2008
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^ Well, _________ is a very good reason you don't think so. I agree.

mlwoo said:

There is no way. One time in college I pissed my bed because I was so drunk and when I woke up and realized it, I was wayy too hungover to move so I just slept in it.
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Yeap. You ARE emulating Fatty. Guns up!

#18 SwoLy-D, Nov 5, 2008

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finalsbound said:

Yes

and we don't have balls.

Women are cleaner. I don't have any doubt in my mind. We at least sustain our cleanliness for longer.

I rarely use makeup--and most makeup nowadays is not oil-based anyways. bacteria under the skin...PFFFT. This research is bogus.
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Show of hands.

How many guys wash their balls after they pee?

none?

um uhhhhhh. Me neither.

#19 swilkins, Nov 5, 2008
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heypartner said:

I always thought that the very fact they spend much more time and effort washing themselves, doing their hair, and applying all sorts of lotions and creams and perfumes must mean they are dirtier and smellier to begin with.
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Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink

(...just going along with the tone of the comment)

#20 Shroopy2, Nov 5, 2008

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