Looks like Melo and Houston wants to date each other but Melo still has to find a way out of his current marriage with the Knicks. The only way the Knicks will allow a divorce is if they find someone to replace Melo that they like. Unfortunately the Rockets have been trying to set the Knicks up on dates but they are not liking the prospects and frankly thing they are unattractive. So now everyone is scrambling to find a close friend that can help them out. This may take awhile.
F*** me. Another worthless Melon thread easily ignored in other worthless Melon threads. Mods, please help.
The amount of fake insiders coming out the woodworks is hilarious. OP is literally just repeating everyone else (and common sense) with some added cryptic nonsense for attention.
Wow, a much different crown during the daytime than last night. The non news must really be getting to people.. ouch!
now this thread . . . THIS thread is genius. Elegant in its simplicity. Stunning in its innocence. Forthright in its desire to make a difference in the world. This thread brought tears to my eyes. OP, you're all right.
WE SHOULD RENAME THE GARM. ............ Melo Action & Roster Moves. IM SERIOUS - DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD