Would you ever get a mail order bride? It is very intriguing when I process this in my head. She can do my bidding while I watch stuff on TV and accept the things I do on the internet. Not bad.
Yeah well I am sure there will be cons. For example, the language barrier would be hard to get over on her. What if I expect her to cook me chicken that night but she ends up cleaning the bathtub. Maybe language lessons would be in order or I would imagine the agency would be training her from her first inception at their location.
Do it man. And start a blog with camera-roll of your bride for us to see. After all, she has to accept what you do on the internet.
I'm curious. Do you have to buy a diamond ring for a mail-order bride, or do they not know any better?
I haven't really thought too completely about things like that..I would imagine that I would be paying for like the entire thing. Ya know like wedding ring included on her finger already. Frankly, she should feel privileged that I would bring her to spend the rest of her life with me. I mean, I think that the concept of a "mail order bride" has all sorts of stigma associated with it but I can also see the other bright side of doing it. Her poverty would be lifted away like a monkey off someones back, ya know?
I think a lot of you posting here are comedians and obviously don't know how hard it is to meet a girl that fits your standards when it comes to looks AND submissiveness. I joke as much as the next fella but hey it was just a thought off the deeper edges of my ocean brain waves. I would be nuts..absolutely nuts if I actually kept progress of my mail order bride adventure. I mean I am not above discussing interpersonal love life details but only to certain degrees (amorous tales involving the flesh a no go of course). I am not saying I WOULD do it but maybe it has crossed my mind during my lonely periods of unrest.
Deep man. I'm sure you'll find someone who loves you for you. I just don't think mail order brides are the way to go though, tbh. There's tonnes of other ways...safer ways like lavalife etc. At least that way you're not risking falling into a bad situation.
Captain Obvious here, but you don't want the kind of person who's life is so unpleasant or unproductive that they would be willing to marry complete strangers for cash. We're still a patriarchal enough society that attractive, intelligent, successful, funny or even just likable women are typically able to find or attract financially successful mates through conventional means, any woman who needs to work anonymously and ask for cash upfront isn't going to mean any of your hopes or expectations.
Wrong. You are just generalizing. Maybe my hopes and expectations are different than yours. What? You feel smarter or think of yourself as a better person because I want something different? You generalize a lot man...a lot.
Can't you just go to some poor country and pick up some woman to take back home? In Huntsville I knew this older oriental lady. She had many oriental lady friends also in Huntsville, and they all knew each other very well. I thought this was odd. Also, all of them had fat truckers for husbands. Come to find out, the truckers decided to all go to some country (I can't remember which) for a vacation and bring home wives. And considering how the truckers looked, the wives didn't look bad at all. If they could do it, I believe you can too. Go get 'em, tiger!
I was just thinking about this while watching Cook in tonight's Rockets game. If you are the type to yell at the TV during Rockets games, this might not come out right with a language barrier. She might get scared and start crying...and burn dinner and ****. You might see if you can test them on their knowledge of fanatical, arm chair quarterbacks...nothing worse that an impoverished mail-order bride with some type of PTSD, when you're chilling, minding your own bizness, and yelling at the TV during Rockets games. Oh, and you might want to steer away from Chinese brides if you have been known to yell at Jeremy Lin. b**** might stab you in your sleep.
If I were a hard boiled detective I would greatly assume you are inebriated right now and thrilled and thriving in your own drunkenness. Admit it that you are screwed up or at least your brain is buzzed out like an overpopulated bee hive.
I want a russian...but i met some guy who got a really hot one, had a kid and then cheated on him, divorced him and he has to pay her money and for the kid
Why not just go to Thailand and live large brah? I heard Tim Sharky is looking for some brahs to chill with.
