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Meanwhile in Florida......

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by donkeypunch, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!
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    udderly hilarious
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!
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    Holy **** dude, how much meth are you smoking?

    But....

    Saltwater crocs and Nile cros actually eat people, so have fun
     
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    Thats some dukes of hazard type **** there!!
     
  11. Xerobull

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    Lame. Where's the Dixie horn?
     
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    Tesla autopilot?
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    I read this ‘Tesla Autopistol’ which made a lot of sense
     
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    In Fort Lauderdale now. I was quickly reminded of how utterly terrible the drivers are. I feel like I could make a million dollars a year here off of 5mph fender benders.
     
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    Wait, you mean it's not Texas?
    I think the template for the "worst drivers ever" statement is :

    "I've lived in ___ states/countries, and I can say without a doubt, __________ has the worst drivers I've ever encountered!"

    Allowable modification to the template includes including phrases such as "I'm a long-haul truck driver", "I drive for a living around the U.S.", etc. towards the beginning of the statement so everyone will take your experiences more seriously. This statement can either be in conjunction with or replace the phrase that contains how many states/countries you've lived in.
     

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