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Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Two Sandwiches, Jan 2, 2014.

  1. Two Sandwiches

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    I'm 6'3" 245lbs. I got the size.

    I could run a 5.0 40. That means I'm faster than Schaub.

    I can throw a Nerf football 60+ yards.

    My wife is hot (not posting pics, though).

    I'm fairly smart.

    I watch a TON of games.




    I think I've got a chance to go in the third round or so. O'Brien, you reading?!?!
     
  2. josephnicks

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  3. The Real Shady

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    6th round, maybe 7th. Sounds over hyped.
     
  4. jank1434

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    But are you white? We need a QB ;)
     
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  5. Johndoe804

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    But can you read NFL defenses??? :rolleyes:
     
  6. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    How are your Madden skillz? It really matterz.
     
  7. newAge_Rockets

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    I don't see any intangibles.
     
  8. DonkeyMagic

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    jamarcus light.
     
  9. M.G.

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    I could make a more accurate assessment of your draft stock with pics of wife.

    And also, according to ESPN, there's a very likely chance that you could actually be under 6'0 despite listing yourself at 6'3.
     
  10. roxxfan

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    In before paulftsk's "I tore my ACL but I'm still faster than you"
     
  11. DonkeyMagic

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    and 245 could be more like 280
     
  12. josephnicks

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    and hot could be more like not hot..
     
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    Questions about the party scene... Heard you we're friends with James Harden.
     
  14. Haymitch

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    This guy is a locker room cancer. Do not want.
     
  15. Dairy Ashford

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    You move around that kind of weight without sufficient muscle memory to move efficiently or regular enough conditioning to have muscle definition, you'll get respiratory events, joint and lower back pain before you know it. I bet your throwing shoulder and clavicle would ache like a mother.
     
  16. RocketScientist

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    You seem like you might not have a fully developed 'lower body'.

    Again, we all still need the wife pics to make a better assessment of where you come in on the draft board.
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    Did you just eat a big-*ss gordita? :confused:

    Ooops, that's the Hangout. :eek:
     
  18. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    EWS's future wiki page: 2014's most sacked QB (165 times)
     
  19. Roc Paint

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    Who do you think Johnny Football is playing like back in the day?
     
  20. HTown_DieHard

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    Do you go into the fetal position when blitzed?
     

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