So, I have not been able to visit the site for a while and was just reviewing all of the recent posts. In many, heypartner appears and talks about Mcthis and Mcthat and something about supersizing. In my unprofessional opinion, I feel he is reaching out to his fellow BBSers because he is having a breakdown. You see, it goes back to when he started showing up for work(as a respectable somehting) looking unkempt and grumpy. He would wander around the halls with a glazed look in his eyes, sputtering out what others could only understandas gibberish. "fabr 12! fabr 12!" he would exclaim. Then one sad day the edict came down: heypartner could work there no longer. After this great shock, he did nothing but wander the streets, telling people he was looking for new signature. All the frightened people could do was sign a piece of paper and hope he would see someone else. When it seemed as if things could not get worse, his beloved girlfriend discovered him sitting on the toilet clinging to his laptop screaming, "DSL baby!" as spittle from his mouth was dampening the walls. She knew it was time to move on. Finally heypartner walked into a McDonalds. A sign read "Help Wanted." "I need help," he said to the cashier. The cashier, only half paying attention, gave him an application and sent him to the manager. Heypartner dazedly obeyed. The manager could tell this poor soul was not all there. Fearing a discrimination lawsuit, the manager gave heypartner a job as Assistant Fry Fryer. But heypartner knows he is better than that. He aspires to be in control of the drive-through speaker. That is why he is parcticing so hard now. So please, lend a hand. We must help our friend out. Email me and I will tell you how, if you send me a check, it will go towards further training and research to help heypartner (and others like him) master the elusive drive-through system. You have heard his cry. Now you must act! ------------------ rimbaud post-a-thon 2000
Drive up to my Trademill Window. State want you want...double combo trades and triple deckers are available. You may supersize to our Dream slurrpy, but only until the Draft Day Party. We have no Duncan Donuts or McGreedy flying wings. And forget about Supersizing on the Kobe beef special. Expect to pay top dollar for Kobe, because my manager says to date, only Mrs. Bryant has succeeded in getting any Kobe beef out of Japan, and that's only because she lived there and was able to smuggle it home in her belly. Whatever your trade is, be concise and speak clearing into the speaker. We have many people in-line drolling to tell us what they want and we must keep the line moving!! ...by the way, we just made an incredible trade to expedite customer order...we traded our two free-loading employees CriscoKidd and Fatty Fat Fat for the Soup Nazi. be quick...one trade only...or no soup for you.
That is is. Hey Pard is Eeeeviil. Anyone who works for that evil clown has to be. Ronald eats children you know. Doesnt even bother to wipe off the blood off his lips. Then he grinds the kid bones and makes his burgers. That is sick. Cmon, Heypard, I seen your capable posts before. YOu had flash! And Tomatoes. Ronald is warping your mind I swear. It is only a matter of time before he eats it. Do not work for the arsenic laced evil empire. I swear, no good will come of it. OH! I'll trade you two sandwiches for a plate full of fries. Extra greasy. ------------------ Cato is 7 feet tall.
I used to believe in their McMonopoly until I heard a McUrbanLegend about their McTumors. ------------------
Allow DUKE to say a few extrapalous words here on this subject. FIRST of all donot make fun of Americas fast food workers!! They are the backbones of the DIGITEL age. And it is a good way to learn that working with burning hot GREASE is not a wise cereer choice!!! Just a hunka hunka burnin love the DUKE is. SECOND DUKE hates to point this out but GRINDING little childrens up and eating them is a crime!!! You WILL get caught and then you will need a LEGEL EAGEL to help you get away from jail. You call DUKE OF TRUTH and I will get you off! THIRD does anyone know what BADMINTIN is? My friends from work want me to go play it with them and DUKE tried to act all cool like "Sure man, DUKE is down with that happy crappy!" but now I am afaid I might make a FOOL of myself. PLEASE SEND HELP. ------------------ A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.
Duke, badmintin is a racket game that's a cross between tennis and dodgeball. The rackets are smaller and thinner than a regular tennis racket so as not to inflict as much pain--DO NOT BRING A TENNIS RACKET as your new friends might disapprove. Basically, you normally play "doubles" and you knock this thing called a "birdie" back and forth across a tennis net until someone misses it. As soon as that someone misses it, that person becomes the "target," and the two people on the opposing side throw their rackets at that person as hard as they can. The teammate of the target can try to intercept the thrown rackets or he can just get out of the way. After the rackets are thrown, and whether the target was hit or missed, the target must pick up the opposing sides rackets and return them to those players. Play then resumes in the normal fashion, and the game is won by the team that is first able to rack up ten "hits" on opposing targets. It's great fun, and I'm sure you'll enjoy it. Make sure to cover your face if you miss the birdie because those rackets can break a nose if they hit you right. ------------------ stop posting my damn signature
Its a game like tennis, only you hit a "birdie" over a net. This "birdie" can never hit the ground on your side of the net. The only other thing you need to know is, you must wear mittens with holes in them,that is where the name originated, "Badmitten" ------------------ I had amnesia once or twice.
HOW HORRIBLE!!! DUKE is gonna call the ASPAC, the PETAs and anyone who will listen!!! Hitting a defensive little birdie back and forth for fun! Well DUKE has to go! I am going to go tell off my stupid coworkers that they are all INHUMANITARANS for their rapacious cruditude!!! ------------------ A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.
McRockets are red Violet sniffs glue Sugar is bad for your teeth Salami on rye tastes good :/ ------------------ ***Elie... we don't need no stinkin Elie Mobley's takin over ROCKETS IN 2000 BABY***
