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Maybe I am gay!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Feb 24, 2007.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    it is so sad! I went to the freaking rodeo wearing a baby blue baseball cap with no insignia...maybe it is Oiler Blue...(it's raining I need a cap) but no one is buying that.

    yes...this is another self-indulgent threat that rimbaud and pole recently made comments about....anyhow...i think it is funny, cause anytime i'm considered gay...which is very often...i think is funny. but i bring it on myself for sure.

    maybe I need to add pictures to this...maybe tomorrow.

    I'm at the BBQ Rodeo day with a tent ticket, my buddie got one with 2 girls....and with girls like that you can convert your wristbands into multiple tents...no sweat.

    problem is my buddie got his ticket from a girl who wants him...and her accompying hottie wants to be there for her....girls are so great about that...or not so great...it depends. he was stressed.

    this was a great Bill Simmons moment.

    we end up in a tent with a big band. It gets slightly weird with my buddy's dealing with the girl who got him the tix....so what can I do.

    well, I can go dance by myself...what? in a tent of texan boys and girls dressed to their rodeo ways. ok, the music is rocken for me at this point after some Jack and coke....but i'm not so sure the guys like me dancing around their girls who will dance with or without them (girls know what I mean about how they'll dance without their boys). I'm by myself as far as i'm concerned...with my baby blue "Oilers color" baseball cap on...

    I am dressed so gay! at this event. what do I know, I don't care. I just want to dance to convince my friend to stop stressing and maybe dance.

    dance is a known cure...no? (did that line just rhyme)

    so, in my dancing mode it is very easy to clear a space in front of the band. On a brand new set the band has a great singing girl on mike who I inebreatingly (is that a word) think is singing at me...she comes off that song to step in the dance floor and ... i don't care ... what? so I ask her ... do you want to dance....she says YES! yes she does.

    unbelievable. the entire tent of 300 people is fixin to see me dance with the best singer in the house....

    the next unbelievable thing is 3 of her girlfriends sweep in and escort her out...while she is saying, but I want to dance with him.

    this is the singer saying that.

    what?

    How gay can you look when the singer likes your dancing enough to step down to the dancefloor to dance with you and her rodeo friends sweep her away from you.

    i'm so conflicted.
     
  2. JaWindex

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    Are you drunk right now? If not, go drink.
     
  3. AroundTheWorld

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    Don't know about gay, but weird as hell for sure. :p
     
  4. heypartner

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    but there is a gene for that, right?
     
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    "Tim Hardaway"I HATE GAY PEOPLE"/Tim Hardaway"
     
  6. Invisible Fan

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    Maybe I should congratulate you on your maybe coming out. :p

    Gay or not, if a hot singer wants to dance with you, then it wouldn't hurt to subtly ask her number.
     
  7. heypartner

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    yes, if i would have just come out right then to her entourage maybe I could have gotten her number....after her great singing number.

    it's so sad.
    i'm so conflicted.
     
  8. giddyup

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    Did they use rope?
     
  9. Palmray

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    Thank you! The most funniest thing today! awesome :D
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    Nothing wrong with having that moment. The crappy part was having the girls take it away from you.

    Eh, it happens. Just keep going at it!
     
  11. professorjay

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    The only weird part of this story is going to a rodeo to start with.
     
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    OK, I play in a band with 3 girl singers, so I feel as though I can add a unique perspective here.

    A couple of things:


    • The only time our singer(s) go out and dance with someone on the dance floor is when they think that person is non-threatening (ie. gay)

    • Most of the time, when a dude is dancing by himself on the dance floor, it's because he's gay

    • Guys who wear hats with 'loud' colors are usually gay

    So, in essence, I'm not saying you're gay (not that there would be anything wrong with that if you were), but FYI....everyone, including the singer, probably thought you were.
     
  13. MR. MEOWGI

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    Anyone who uses the term "hottie" is lame, not gay.
     
  14. SWTsig

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    awesome.

    ps - go find you some dirty slam-puss and reassert your manhood.
     
  15. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    You are NOT gay....you are just a METROSEXUAL !!

    People are scared of your metrosexualness.....just embrace it...put on Bravo and enjoy the ride !

    DD
     
  16. rimbaud

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    hp is not gay and he is not metrosexual...he dresses too bland to be that. He is, however...special. Keep being special and reach for the stars, hp!
     
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    A metrosexual (or a gay guy) would never be caught dead wearing a columbia blue cap.
     
  18. WWR

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    Just don't go to rodeos anymore. :cool:
     
  19. RocketMan Tex

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    Eh, you're not gay. Unlike ima, I've never played in a band with a female singer (although that mau change soon), but I can see where he is coming from with regards to a female singer coming offstage to dance with a guy.

    heyp - just keep trying, but next time don't wear pastel colors and try asking a woman to dance before you hit the floor.

    Just remember these two life rules:

    --If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
    --The best things that happen to you in your life occur when you least expect them

    Insert Buddha smiley here... :D
     
  20. heypartner

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    I thought it was North Caroline blue. You know like what Michael Jordan wore and Yao Ming's all-star shoes much after Earl Campbell and Bum Phillips. man, I tried to somehow get Charles Barkley into that last sentence...it would have made me feel much more manly today.
     

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