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Maybe Funniest Quote of the Season

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Jeff, Jan 19, 2001.

  1. Jeff

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    With Taylor, Olajuwon, Cato and Rogers all out (and Collier suffering from the effects of a mild concussion), Thomas started on Shaq. During the first LA posession, someone behind the scorers table yelled out loud enough for Bill and Calvin's mics to pick up:

    "Shaq's got a midget on him!"

    Hilarious!!! [​IMG]

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    That is funny. But I wonder how much of a midget they would think Kenny was if they were looking at him face to chest. [​IMG]

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    Anyone would be a midget compared to shaq. funny quote [​IMG]

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  4. Jeff

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    2nd funniest:

    Bill and Calvin were laughing coming back from a commercial and Bill commented how much Calvin seemed to like LA. Calvin laughed sheepishly and Bill said:

    "You know, they don't call it Silicone Valley for nothing." [​IMG]

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    I wish I got rockets games here, I'm missing all of this. Great quotes. [​IMG]

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    How about the one in the locker room after the game? Shandon was saying that they had to put 6'7" Walt Williams on Shaq.

    Walt quickly said, "Hey, I'm 6'8" thank you." Then Shandon and Bullard said in unison, "Not anymore."

    lol
     
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    bill worrels: "dan langhi is tha best leaper on the team" quote has to be tha funniest thing ive ever heard

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    Get DirectTV and order the NBA League Pass. Of course I had to put up with Chick Hearn last night instead of Bill and Calvin. I like the fact that Chick tries to be fair and does not sound like a Lakers homer, but damn I it iritates me to have to hear radio style play by play during the game.

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  10. Jeff

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    Calvin didn't say that. A fan behind them said it.

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  11. IndianPlaya

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    Man the quote in which bull and shandy clowned wizard shows our good team chemistry

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