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Matt Schaub the Bad Girlfriend

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by ab0_bleedred, Sep 29, 2013.

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  1. ab0_bleedred

    ab0_bleedred Member

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    Dear Matt Schaub,

    This is how I really feel about you. You're like a bad girlfriend...you got us through the bad years and made us fall in love but you keep tearing our heart out when it counts.

    You helped us get over David Carr. What an abusive relationship that was.
    You made us fall in love with you when our defense kept losing us games.
    You were our first to get us to the playoffs.
    You even stuck by our side as we cheated on you with T.J. Yates, for our first playoff win.
    But then things changed, you were bad to us at the end of last year. You weren't yourself...but we thought things would be different this year...but they aren't..

    This is good bye. I think we should see other ppl

    -Disgruntled Houston Texans Fan.
     
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    craigslist ad?

    how about a casual encounter:
    31/m/Houston,

    Mmmmmm Saw a sexy young pretty thing throwing sticking it right into coby fleener. you belong back in Houston your hometown. Indy does not deserve you. You have youth on your side. mmm
     
  4. ab0_bleedred

    ab0_bleedred Member

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    ^HAHAHAHA
     
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    In this case he is the bad girlfriend that our parents are forcing us to date.:(
     
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    Your parents forced you to date a girl? Where they concerned you were gay?
     
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    Joke killer!!!!:mad::mad:
     
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