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Mariners third baseman Adrian Beltre on disabled list with bleeding testicle!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockets934life, Aug 14, 2009.

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  1. rockets934life

    rockets934life Member

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    #1 rockets934life, Aug 14, 2009
  2. Tb-Cain

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    splitter?
     
    #2 Tb-Cain, Aug 14, 2009
  3. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    More likely a spinner! :eek:
     
    #3 B-Bob, Aug 14, 2009
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  4. Pete Chilcutt

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    Ouch!!

    :eek:
     
    #4 Pete Chilcutt, Aug 14, 2009
  5. macalu

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    Two easy.
     
    #5 macalu, Aug 14, 2009
  6. dharocks

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    Unimaginable that anyone could possibly be crazy enough to play third base without a cup.
     
    #6 dharocks, Aug 14, 2009
  7. juicystream

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    I had to sit out of cross country practice with an infected scrotum. I feel your pain.
     
    #7 juicystream, Aug 14, 2009
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    I hate it when coaches are always busting your balls.
     
    #8 RedRowdy111, Aug 14, 2009
  9. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Covered the bag but not the sack?
     
    #9 B-Bob, Aug 14, 2009
  10. Mr. Brightside

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    did som1 bited it?

    i cant read seattletimes, coz its blocked at work.
     
    #10 Mr. Brightside, Aug 14, 2009
  11. dharocks

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    The man has a torn testicle and you guys are making light of it? Have you no sense of decency?

    Insensitive bastards the lot of you!
     
    #11 dharocks, Aug 14, 2009
  12. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    u r right. i wouldn't have the cajones to make these jokes to his face. D'oh!
     
    #12 B-Bob, Aug 14, 2009
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    Oh come on....it's always funny when SOMEBODY ELSE gets it in the jewels.
     
    #13 bnb, Aug 14, 2009
  14. ItsMyFault

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    ooooooooo... That hurts..........
     
    #14 ItsMyFault, Aug 14, 2009
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    LMFAO!!!
     
    #15 Oski2005, Aug 14, 2009
  16. MadMax

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    testicular fissure??
     
    #16 MadMax, Aug 14, 2009
  17. Manny Ramirez

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    So, I wonder how long he'll have to go without having sex. I guess he could still have intercourse but not orgasm which for a guy really defeats the purpose of having done the act.
     
    #17 Manny Ramirez, Aug 14, 2009
  18. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    It's a nuculer thing -- you wouldn't understand.
     
    #18 B-Bob, Aug 14, 2009
  19. worzel gummidge

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    sorry, you can't compare yourself to men who play on. you sat out.

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/marinersblog/2009658197_adrian_beltre_to_dl_could_be_l.html
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/rugby_union/international/2354565.stm
     
    #19 worzel gummidge, Aug 14, 2009
  20. mogrod

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    So, would this be a splitter?
     
    #20 mogrod, Aug 14, 2009
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