Your daily WTH? thread http://www.nypost.com/seven/07242007/gossip/pagesix/pet_has_peeve_with_ex_nfler_pagesix_.htm PET HAS PEEVE WITH EX-NFLER July 24, 2007 -- KIMBERLY Williams, the June 2007 Penthouse Pet, has never met football legend Marcus Allen - and she wants to keep it that way. After talking on the phone for a few weeks, "he seemed like a really nice guy. But . . . I quickly found out that this is not a guy I want to know," the pin-up told Steppin' Out magazine's Chauncé Hayden. Kimberly was creeped out that Allen is a regular at the Playboy Mansion, and that his MySpace page is filled with girlfriends thanking him for "lunch." "So I started to pull away from him just to protect myself. But he calls me over 15 times a day! . . . He started to send me these terrible text messages. 'Where the hell are you, Kimberly!' . . . It's really scary . . . Things got really bad after I did the Howard Stern show. He got very upset that I got nude on the show. Hello! I'm a Penthouse Pet . . . I told him he needed to calm down . . . But he got even angrier." Allen's lawyer, Larry Stein, told Page Six: "It's the other way around. She's the one pursuing him. She started sending him pictures of herself with no clothes on. She's trying to get publicity."
For some reason I want to believe Allen's lawyer in this case, but you would think she would pick someone a little more in the spotlight if she wanted publicity. I also don't see why being a regular at the mansion would creep her out. She's a freakin Penthouse pet.
It is freakin her out because Playboy and Penthouse are competitors. He is visiting the enemy house while simultaneously trying to gain entry into the Penthouse manor.
I found this from a Penthouse link. I bet her dad loves Marcus Allen Kimberly Williams is proud to be a little bit country, but she's no bumpkin. As a flight attendant on a billionaire investor's corporate-jet fleet, she's seen most of the world--and of course she's a card-carrying member of the Mile-High Club. -- Photographs by Misha "My mom is from Thailand and my dad is a redneck. You can go into one room of the house and hear ‘Sweet Home Alabama,' and in another room there's traditional Thai music. "The most exciting place I've made love is in an airplane hangar while I was restocking a plane. I was wearing my uniform--guys love that whole role-playing thing. I love the eighties! The Police, Bonnie Tyler, all the big-hair rock bands. My theme song is ‘Here I Go Again,' by Whitesnake."
And of course she has her own myspace page with some NSFW racy images http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=45916868
Playboy is the competition; she doesn't want him associating with the enemy. As for why Allen, if she were seeking publicity, it would make sense to start with a grain of truth (that she has met and talked with Allen already), and distort it to her own purposes (that he's stalking her). But, I don't really think that's the case.
If Playboy's the competition and she's freaked out about the Playboy Mansion how come she's doing a photo shoot for them? oh yeah. WOULD HIT!
I heard OJ wants to take a stab at her now that his buddy Marcus struck out. >rimshot< Thanks, I'll be here all week.
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