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Mankind has peaked. I am glad to see it, but sad nonetheless...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BrianKagy, Jan 31, 2002.

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  1. BrianKagy

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    Watching the Duke-North Carolina game tonight, and hearing the commentary by Mike Patrick and Dick Vitale, I now realize that our civilization cannot possibly improve upon the levels it has reached in Durham, NC.

    Duke's basketball players, beating a North Carolina team that has a 6-11 record, are "brilliant", "amazing", "awesome", "incredible", "outstanding", "sensational", and "superlative" (in case the previous five superlatives were not superlative enough).

    You just wonder when one of these guys will shout "Holy ****ing ****!!!! Watching Duke basketball is better than losing my virginity!"
     
    #1 BrianKagy, Jan 31, 2002
  2. DrewP

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    Dick Vitale has been giving the Blue Devils a handjob for the past ten+ years.
     
    #2 DrewP, Jan 31, 2002
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    Dick Vitale's brain cell count is inversely proportional to the number of times he says "baby."

    In other words, he is one dumb mother****er.
     
    #3 RunninRaven, Feb 1, 2002
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