Man sues company for giving him a permanent erection

Poor guy...I guess the money will help, but it'll still be hard to make up for lost time...

 

Sounds like you could use some Viagra yourself, or did you have an older brother?

 

And you call yourself SwoLy-D!

 

I guess he had a hard time taking a piss, that one scene in the 40 Year Old Virging comes to mind.

 

He's a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

 

A cyborg penis. The bionic penis. Oh man, my mind is just racing with comedy skit ideas.

 

Steve Austin had one, but he had to wait until the bionic vagina came along to use it.