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Man sues company for giving him a permanent erection

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  1. CrazyJoeDavola

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    http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13509704/

    Man with 10-year erection awarded $400,000

    Malfunctioning penile implant is painful and can't be removed

    Updated: 7:07 p.m. CT June 23, 2006

    PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.

    Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.

    But Lennon could not position his penis downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.
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    In 2004, a jury awarded him $750,000. A judge called that excessive and reduced it to $400,000. On Friday, the Rhode Island Supreme Court affirmed that award in a ruling that turned on a procedural matter.

    "I don't know any man who for any amount of money would want to trade and take my client's life," said Jules D'Alessandro, Lennon's attorney. "He's not a whole person."

    A lawyer representing both Dura-II manufacturer Dacomed Corp. and the company's insurer declined to comment. Dacomed maintained that nothing was wrong with the implant.

    The implant consists of a series of plastic plates strung together with steel surgical wire, almost like a roll of wrapped coins. Springs press against the plates, creating enough surface tension to simulate an erection, D'Alessandro said.

    Lennon cannot get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery, his lawyer said. Impotence drugs could not help Lennon even if he were able to have the device taken out, because tissue had be to removed for it to be implanted.

    Dacomed was later acquired by a California company whose sales dropped when Viagra was introduced on the market. The company filed for bankruptcy the following year.
    © 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
     
  2. CrazyJoeDavola

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    Oddly enough, his wife is also suing Dacomed Corp. for sleep deprevation? :confused:
     
  3. AntiSonic

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  4. getsmartnow

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    Geez, must've been a hard case for the lawyers...I guess they would've had to bone up by studying other similar cases....
     
  5. KingCheetah

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    We're not supposed to have 10-year erections? :confused:
     
  6. King of 40 Acres

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    "The implant consists of a series of plastic plates strung together with steel surgical wire, almost like a roll of wrapped coins. Springs press against the plates, creating enough surface tension to simulate an erection, D'Alessandro said."

    [​IMG]

    "baby... I'm bigger than a roll of quarters"
     
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    Certainly his decision was a bit premature.
     
  8. tigermission1

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    LOL! Damn guys, show some sympathy...although I must admit it's pretty funny :D
     
  9. RocketsPimp

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    If Jessica Alba were to move in next door, I might have to sue her for the exact same thing.
     
  10. Storm Surge

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    ROFL, good stuff...
     
  11. SwoLy-D

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    In all seriousness, man... do you really get an erection from just seeing a beautiful and sexy girl's face/image/etc.? I would figure it would take more than just looking at her. I mean, at least I would, anyway.
     
  12. swilkins

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    400,000 just doesn't seem like enough. Perhaps, it has to do with the company not being responsable for heart problems.

    If I walked around with a fully engaged device for a schlong, I would be pissed.
     
  13. SirCharlesFan

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    seems like the guy could have the device removed and have some other type of material put in, or at least maybe a portion of the device removed...?
     
  14. finalsbound

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    Oh, scf, you teach me so much...
     
  15. Invisible Fan

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    10 years? This story is a bit of a stretch.
     
  16. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I believe it's called a joke.
     
  17. univac hal

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    On the bright side, he can tell women he has a rod of steel - without any hint of hyperbole whatsoever

    Maybe he wasn't joking.. I mean, it's JESSICA ALBA we're talking about here :p
     
  18. RocketMan Tex

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    Dude should just accept the fate he's been given and go into p*rn.
     
  19. macalu

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    bobblehead?
     
  20. kpsta

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    Poor stiff...
     

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