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Man Reports Mistress as Burglar When GF Arrives

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Lil Pun, Oct 27, 2011.

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  1. Lil Pun

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    http://news.yahoo.com/man-reports-date-burglar-girlfriend-shows-012133235.html

     
    #1 Lil Pun, Oct 27, 2011
  2. Yung-T

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    At least he's creative, many people couldn't have come up with that story. :grin:
     
    #2 Yung-T, Oct 27, 2011
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    From the front page it said "Man Reports Mistress as...". Honestly thought it was going to say "dependent". Zing!
     
    #3 Cohete Rojo, Oct 27, 2011
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    Next time, have the mistress come over after 3 a.m. pretending to be a burglar who forces the three of them to have sex at gunpoint.

    Problem solved.
     
    #4 Ender120, Oct 27, 2011
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    Owwwwww this man's mind is awesome, repped.
     
    #5 Yung-T, Oct 27, 2011
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    I think I saw a movie like that once. hmm
     
    #6 Kim, Oct 27, 2011
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    LOL! ^ good one. I imagine it will end with something like this:

    "Wait, did you just call my husband by his name?!?!?! :mad: " - wife :grin:
     
    #7 SwoLy-D, Oct 27, 2011
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    lol. Gaylor.
     
    #8 liljojo, Oct 27, 2011
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