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Man pees his way out of avalanche!

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  1. Hippieloser

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    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html


    _Ananova:_ Man peed way out of avalanche

    A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
    Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.
    He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.
    But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.
    He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.
    He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."
    Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.
     
  2. Preston27

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    Wouldn't pouring the beers be more effecient?
     
  3. moestavern19

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    Dude... this is imported beer we're talking about.
     
  4. 3814

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    my first thought as well.

    ...maybe the temperature wouldn't be the same?...not sure.

    or maybe he wanted to free himself without missing out on the fun of a vacation.

    mmmmmm....beer.
     
  5. Fatty FatBastard

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    Nope. Not as warm.

    That's hysterical. To alcohol!
     
  6. gunn

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    Sounds like a waste to me.
     
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    Obviously cold beer don't function as well as hot piss.:D
     
  8. PhiSlammaJamma

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    "Your not going to dig your way out of this one you piss drunk poor excuse for a husband."
    "Well...."
     
  9. RocketsPimp

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    That would be considered alcohol abuse.
     
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  11. PhiSlammaJamma

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    In order to save the beer. The more efficient process would be to eat the snow, piss it out, eat the snow, piss it out. Not only are you rehydrating, but the eating and pising will make the snow go away twice as fast.
     
  12. arkoe

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    Wouldn't be even close.
     
  13. SamCassell

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    I'd think, trapped under an avalanche for days, hypothermia would be a real problem. Eating mass quantities of 32 degrees farenheit snow would exacerbate the problem. Plus, at least beer has calories.
     
  14. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Plus you have a targeting system.
     
  15. Cohen

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    :D
     
  16. Fatty FatBastard

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    Plus, alcohol thins the blood, making you less likely to freeze to death.
     
  17. Hippieloser

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    Plus getting drunk is awesome.
     
  18. SamCassell

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    I bet all the vomit 60 bottles of beer would induce helped clear the snow, too. I'm only surprised that he was sober enough to realize it when he was finally freed.
     
  19. pugsly8422

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    The thing I'm wondering is....

    His car is covered with snow, which means that if he opened the window and peed on the snow, wouldnt the snow above it just fall down? Either it wasn't very deep, or I'm missing something. It's not like he could have peed up and tunnel out.

    Pugs
     
  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    He was digging from the top to the bottom, compressing the snow on the bottom, then peeing on it, then repeating.
     

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