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Man had sex with a pinic table !

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rocketear, Mar 30, 2008.

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  1. rocketear

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    #1 rocketear, Mar 30, 2008
  2. Faos

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    Who can blame him?

    PTILF

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    #2 Faos, Mar 30, 2008
  3. Cannonball

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    How in the hell did this anonymous tipster fill 3 DVD's of a guy porking a table?
     
    #3 Cannonball, Mar 30, 2008
  4. RocketsPimp

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    It gives a whole new meaning to morning wood.
     
    #4 RocketsPimp, Mar 30, 2008
  5. Mr. Brightside

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    Seriously, who hasn't had to try to have sex with a picnic table while in their youth.

    “Judge not, that ye be not judged...
    He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone."
     
    #5 Mr. Brightside, Mar 30, 2008
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    I think I just woke up all my neighbors laughing so hard. :D :D :D
     
    #6 Apollo Creed, Mar 30, 2008
  7. RunninRaven

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    I'm sure one of them was strictly director's commentary plus a couple featurettes on how to supplement the experience with condiments, and what to do in the case of splinters.
     
    #7 RunninRaven, Mar 30, 2008
  8. Faos

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    Remember the dude that got caught boning his bicycle? I'm sure that thread is around.
     
    #8 Faos, Mar 30, 2008
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    So someone can lose their virginity to a picnic table?

    White people. :rolleyes:
     
    #9 manbearpig, Mar 30, 2008
  10. Baqui99

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    Shoot, picnic table? Where I come from that's called getting laid. :)
     
    #10 Baqui99, Mar 30, 2008
  11. Isabel

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    well, he did bring it home. So this might have grown into an actual relationship.

    He probably described his date as being kind of cold, but having nice legs and willing to let him choose the position.
     
    #11 Isabel, Mar 30, 2008
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    Can't blame him, the picnic table probably had on one of those plaid red table cloths and showing a little too much leg.
     
    #12 Nelly, Mar 30, 2008
  13. Faos

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    I can't get over the 3 dvds.

    Ok, if he just had enough video for 1 dvd I'd let the guy slide thinking maybe he was drunk.

    After the 2nd dvd I think that's when I might have to do something about it.
     
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  14. Faos

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    Upon reading the article again the table was round. NOW I'm getting turned on.

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    I'm guessing the umbrella wasn't the only thing that got lucky.

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    #14 Faos, Mar 30, 2008
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    You guys better put NSFW tags on these naked tables! :eek:
     
    #15 Invisible Fan, Mar 30, 2008
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    http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5haQ6m9WGjn1n6rlkukC8srxeTmvA
     
    #16 hooroo, Mar 31, 2008
  17. getsmartnow

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    Well at least he knows how to treat a picnic table right. I can't tell you how many good solid relationships are splintered because of picnic table abuse. Yikes.
     
    #17 getsmartnow, Mar 31, 2008
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    hispicnic?
     
    #18 nyquil82, Mar 31, 2008
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    What did he use for lubrication?

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    #19 ima_drummer2k, Mar 31, 2008
  20. Pistol Pete

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    LOL..good one.
     
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