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Man grows Penis on arm

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  1. wizkid83

    wizkid83 Member

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    Didn't see it posted

    Man grows penis on his arm

    Doctors have replaced a man's penis with one grown on his forearm.

    The 30-year-old Russian, named only as Sergei, has his 2-and-a-half-inch penis removed and attached to his arm.

    Using tissue it grew to 6-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on his groin in an 11-hour operation reports The Sun.

    A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months. He said: "Women will never suspect."


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    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1328492.html

    http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol111148982818P520

    http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/BetweenTheSheets/0,,2-1343-1346_1679790,00.html
     
  2. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Member

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    I'm not going to click on those links for fear that there might be a picture.
     
  3. lpbman

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    I used to chat on iol.it... a wonderful cgi chatroom that posted your ip address with each post

    ah the days of win 95 port security...
    oh yeah... and a penis on your arm... if only women had vaginas on their shoulder to match... "Tap tap tap don't I know you from somewhere?"
     
  4. JayZ750

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    Why did he have his penis removed in the first place? Odd!
     
  5. mulletman

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    If it was on his forehead, then he'd be a d******d.
     
  6. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    You know why they didn't grow his penis to be 12" long?
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    Because then it would be a foot.
     
  7. rrj_gamz

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    I heard this on the radio the other day, but I thought, what happened to his original one...Why was it put in his arm, etc...Hell, if your going to do 6 inches, might as well do 12...
     
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    What is the world coming to?
     
  9. MR. MEOWGI

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    forearmskin?
     
  10. PhiSlammaJamma

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    After returning home, the penis said to the testicles, "Great ****ing view, well, you know what I mean. The only catch it I'm wasn't hitting the toilet with as much consistency. "
     
  11. Glish21

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    The RUSSIANS did this first. What an outrage. what happened to the days when we wanted to be the first and the best at everything. Its high time we started growing weiners all over our bodies. That would show the commies whose boss!;)
     
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    I wonder how they dealt with the nerve endings? I mean, I would seriously doubt the guy will be able to regain sensation in it, right? Why am I talking about this?

    :confused:
     
  14. Rocket River

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    if he does. . .. how long before this is ELECTIVE surgery?

    Rocket River
     
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    Brilliant !!!

    :D
     
  16. Isabel

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    Well, if everyone starts growing one... I'd have to start expecting a certain level of intimacy and relationship commitment before I'd let guys put their arms around me. :D
     
  17. Rashmon

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    I got a stiff shoulder...
     
  18. weakfromtoday

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    Imagine gaurding that guy in a pick up game. He'd easily score 25,000 points.


    :::shudders:::
     
  19. vwiggin

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    I don't know... If I hack him across the arm it'd be like kicking him in the nuts. He'd spent most of his time on the floor, crying.
     
  20. KingCheetah

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    I guess growing a penis on your arm is better than your nose...

    Probably not safe for work

    link
     

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