MANCHESTER, N.H. - Leaf it to New Hampshire, where a bank branch was held up by a man disguised as a tree. Just as the Citizen Bank branch opened Saturday morning, a man walked in with leafy boughs duct-taped to his head and torso, and robbed the place. "He really went out on a limb," police Sgt. Ernie Goodno said Sunday. Police said the leafy man didn't saying anything about having a weapon, just demanded cash, and was given an undisclosed amount. Although the branches and leaves obscured much of the man's face, someone who saw images from the bank's security camera recognized the robber and called police. Officers said James Coldwell, 49, was arrested early Sunday at his Manchester home and charged with robbery. Arraignment was not expected until Monday. VIDEO - http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=952695&cl=3285826&src=news
In further news: After rooting out the suspect they discovered his bark was apparently worse than his bite and that the suspect had stashed the cash in his trunk.
He is expected to see more woodys and angiosperm when he goes to prison...where he's going to be raped by an oak tree. /did i do it right?
after pulling a stunt like this i'm he should get fired from his day job or at least get a leave of absence.
He was pining for some green, and had an idea planted in his coconut to lumber into a local branch to cut them down, so he harvested his natural resources, but the plan went to pot, and he'll be spending years behind cell walls. *passes out*
